List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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ostrich1414
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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My personal favorite, also from DoctorScary:
I am being banned for my controversial opinions; this server actively punishes conservatives.
Of course, I'm somewhat paraphrasing, but you still get the same desperation.
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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Obviously I ban anybody who even thinks about supporting Trump.
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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From _ultramarine, trying to get his xraying friend Palomali unjailed:
"He sometimes digs randomly, like my brother who's autistic and thinks he can sense ores through walls".
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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Resurrecting this thread after two recent funny excuses:

It's too hard to leave spawn without cheating.

I thought the rules were a joke.
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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"It dosent even work on this game version" (x-ray texture packs)

"It's not called xray. It's called transparency."
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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<OracleOfAges> I only used hacks because the whitelist 4Pilot
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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I got banned for using "x-ray"
I do not know why but I was banned for using a texture pack that does not work for 1.16.4
Maybe there is a glitch is the anti- cheat but I wasnt using x-ray. I got lucky and mined in places that had diamonds
and I have a question, Lomisawsome was using x-ray but he didn't get banned. So is it just me or is your system flawed.
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Re: List of excuses for breaking rule #2

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MHA354 wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:20 pm I got banned for using "x-ray"
I do not know why but I was banned for using a texture pack that does not work for 1.16.4
Maybe there is a glitch is the anti- cheat but I wasnt using x-ray. I got lucky and mined in places that had diamonds
and I have a question, Lomisawsome was using x-ray but he didn't get banned. So is it just me or is your system flawed.
Ok so since you are obviously dumb enough to not get what someone meant when referring you to post here is that this is making fun of people who use terrible excuses to try and get unbanned after breaking rule 2. There is no anti-cheat on the server. If the admins suspected you of x-ray, they will watch you invisibly and track your movements.
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