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el_andres96 wrote:Why do people even reply to lysergidi's threads? Just ignore him and he won't post a single thread anymore

Because his replies are occasionally comedy gold.

I still can't tell if he's a really, really good troll, or an honest to goodness kook.

niggers tounge lyser's anus in exchange for nothing

niggers tounge lyser's anus in exchange for nothing

niggers tounge lyser's anus in exchange for nothing

niggers tounge lyser's anus in exchange for nothing

miniwimi wrote:I made some art.
https://i.imgur.com/SmCiTL8.png

Hey, that's pretty good for MSPaint art. Some nice touches. 8.5 out of 10. The crowd goes wild! lyser has another brain aneurysm!

I kind of feel bad that I sleep in my house's basement. Then I remember it's 90 degrees out (32 C) with 100 humidity, then I stop feeling bad. I just laugh at everyone else. Also, and I know you're no artist, but the perspective in that mspaint drawing is horrendous. I've gotten good at looking for shit like that, and unfortunately it stops me from enjoying some works.

I NEED A MEDIC HERE! I NEED A MEDIC HERE! REQUESTING A MEDIC, OVER! I NEED A MEDIC HERE! REQUESTING A MEDIC, OVER! REQUESTING A MEDIC, OVER! ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED! ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED! ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED! ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED! ENEMY TANK SPOTTED! WE'VE GOT COMPANY OVERHEAD, OVER! HOSTILE SLICK INBOUND! ENEMY SLICK! ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED! ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED! ENEMY WATER VEHICLE SPOTTED! ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED! WE'VE GOT HOSTILE AIRCRAFT! ENEMY VEHICLE! HOSTILE ON THE ROAD! ENEMY VEHICLE! RUNNING DRY, NEED AMMO, OVER! I NEED AMMUNITION! REQUESTING AMMUNITION! RUNNING DRY, NEED AMMO, OVER! YOU GOT IT. OKAY. OKAY. YOU GOT IT. NO WAY, MAN. NEGATIVE. NO WAY MAN. YOU ARE THE WORST SQUAD I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SEE! MY GRANDMOTHER COULD DO BETTER. NEXT TIME, TRY FOLLOWING MY ORDERS! Hey, Thanks- UAGH ME-ME-MED-ME-MEDIC!

LoneSoldier55 wrote:I NEED A MEDIC HERE! I NEED A MEDIC HERE! REQUESTING A MEDIC, OVER! I NEED A MEDIC HERE! REQUESTING A MEDIC, OVER! REQUESTING A MEDIC, OVER! ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED! ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED! ENEMY FORCES SPOTTED! ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED! ENEMY TANK SPOTTED! WE'VE GOT COMPANY OVERHEAD, OVER! HOSTILE SLICK INBOUND! ENEMY SLICK! ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED! ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED! ENEMY WATER VEHICLE SPOTTED! ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED! WE'VE GOT HOSTILE AIRCRAFT! ENEMY VEHICLE! HOSTILE ON THE ROAD! ENEMY VEHICLE! RUNNING DRY, NEED AMMO, OVER! I NEED AMMUNITION! REQUESTING AMMUNITION! RUNNING DRY, NEED AMMO, OVER! YOU GOT IT. OKAY. OKAY. YOU GOT IT. NO WAY, MAN. NEGATIVE. NO WAY MAN. YOU ARE THE WORST SQUAD I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SEE! MY GRANDMOTHER COULD DO BETTER. NEXT TIME, TRY FOLLOWING MY ORDERS! Hey, Thanks- UAGH ME-ME-MED-ME-MEDIC!

STOP YACKING AND GET OFF THIS NET! ARTILLERY, YOUR AREA! UGAHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHH!
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