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Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:55 pm
by worldruler086
FoSchnizzle wrote:Again, that would be very homosexual, which i am not, and then there's the issue about it being incest... :P
So I take it you don't have an aquarium, then
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:15 pm
by FoSchnizzle
No, according to the joke, I would have an aquarium. The man with an aquarium is the heterosexual, and the man he later meets is a homosexual because he doesn't have an aquarium, and i have stated that i am no a homosexual.
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:18 pm
by Gingeronamission
WTF?!
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:16 pm
by FoSchnizzle
Logic, mate. Now back to the jokes. Come on people, be humorous!
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:11 pm
by FoSchnizzle
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
What's more fun than swinging a baby at 80 mph on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:26 am
by FoSchnizzle
How do you get a dead baby to float in a bathtub?
Take yer foot off its head.
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:10 pm
by mitte90
dark....XD
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:39 pm
by Gingeronamission
I know....
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:05 pm
by FoSchnizzle
Well, it's only dark if you think that it is. Which I don't, so it isn't, wasn't, and most likely won't be. Stegosaurus.
Re: Humor me.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:10 am
by FoSchnizzle
Your mother. She is so fat that on her profile, it says "enjoys short walks to the fridge"