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Still, it's humorous.

I concur with you wholeheartedly, my African-American brother.

An adult gentleman, who's name I do recall to be FoSchnizzle, possessing skin of a high melanin concentration has non-consentually and therefore illegally obtained, through dishonest means, my recreational, single-track means of transport and despite my efforts to reobtain the aforementioned automobile ignores the anti-moral bearing of his actions, most probably due to a lack of intention to return the vehicle to its rightful owner.

"Nigga stole my bike"
Well said.

I. Am. Noob. Capital "N".