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Decided to go all creeper and look at that server. Couldn't join (either I have the wrong IP, or it's still in 1.2.5), but I found their forums. Melvin, you've made a name for yourself. They hate you there, and you're a joke. This is what I meant, when I said you were "that guy".

Exhibit A: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=3 ... 93#msg2693

You impersonate an admin on that server, and your excuse is being an admin on your own private server. I understand you were making a joke, but we here at simplicity ban people if they joke about how they are hacking. Being a doofus isn't an excuse.

Exhibit B: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=7 ... 51#msg3251

You necropost on a dead thread, get called out for it, and claim the person who did so was "mad". You're not lone. Don't try to be lone. You're just trying to act cool and tough. It's not working.

Exhibit B- part 2: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=2 ... 56#msg3256

Same thing, only you don't respond. This being an older assassination thread, and that the player you wanted dead was one of the ones that aren't nice to you, I'm assuming you posted before looking.

Exhibit C: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=3 ... 80#msg3280

Player makes pointless thread, other players respond about how pointless it is, and then you follow suit. This doesn't make you edgy, you're just trying to fit in.

Exhibit D: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=2 ... 35#msg3335

You claim an admin that temp-banned you several times for going against the rules of the server (joking about impersonating an admin, pvp-logging. I don't like how the latter is bannable.) cannot speak english. This doesn't make you clever, it makes you look like an ass who doesn't understand that, even when an authority figure is also an ass, you still have to show respect.

Exhibit E: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=3 ... 73#msg3373

Make a post on a thread. Last post was from January.

Exhibit F: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=4 ... 75#msg3375

Make a thread saying certain forum goers should have their signatures changed forcibly because they are too large and may be considered "spam". Even though the forum rules have nothing detailing this.

Exhibit G: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=4 ... 19#msg3419

Gets trolled. Completely misses the point.

Exhibit H: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=4 ... 16#msg3516

Player makes joking diatribe about the owner, and you make a thread to tell the owner.

Exhibit I: http://kingdompvp.com/index.php?topic=4 ... 98#msg3598

Players make a thread where they find destroyed areas, take a pic, repair them, then take another pic of the result. You find the first location and destroy it.

I have to give you credit, I think this server hates you less than that one. I don't like faction servers, and from what I've seen, the rules are either too restrictive, or not enough. I don't like how you can't starve, I don't like protection, I don't like tnt not working, I don't like how fires can't spread, I don't like that you're safe in your fort. Safety should be something you can strive for, but never achieve. I was thinking of posting on this forum and talking about this wonderful thread you made here. I think they'll love it

those forums are confusingly hard to read

Melvin3000 wrote:

LoneSoldier55 wrote:

Melvin3000 wrote:Well i decided to quit this server.

if anyone has a problem take it up with me at:
Play.KingdomsMC.com
(basically a similar server with much more pvp, factions,and less greifing)

worldruler, i could almost say the same thing about you.
from what i heard of you i expected to show up in full protection 4 armour with a sharp 5 sword raining diamonds and gold down everywhere.
you seemed like somone who could build massive things and spend major amounts of time on a project,what i saw was somone different...

You showed up with an iron chest and pants a stone sword, you spent a maximum of an hour working at a time.
you obviously thought you were important and i really like you despite. theres one thing you need to learn
to like somone despite...
my dying wish is that you come to
x2800
z1500
on kingdoms and settle it once and for all...

Good riddens you fag. Go play on your pansy ass factions server.

actually it's an elite hardcore pvp server just like this one....

This has to be my new favorite image from that site. And that takes a lot.

LoneSoldier55 wrote:

Melvin3000 wrote: actually it's an elite hardcore pvp server just like this one....

This has to be my new favorite image from that site. And that takes a lot.

Melvin, it's amazing how easy you are to fucking troll. These guys clearly made you fall for the fucking simplest joke in history. Ever seen one of those shirts that says on the front "Want to know how to keep an idiot kept in suspense? See back of shirt" and on the back says "Want to know how to keep an idiot kept in suspense? See front of shirt."
I've seen some really really bad trolls and some really really stupid children, but you by far have tipped the scales. VERY far. So in this case, I think you should do this:

worldruler086 wrote:Decided to go all creeper and look at that server. Couldn't join (either I have the wrong IP, or it's still in 1.2.5), but I found their forums. Melvin, you've made a name for yourself. They hate you there, and you're a joke. This is what I meant, when I said you were "that guy".

~

I have to give you credit, I think this server hates you less than that one. I don't like faction servers, and from what I've seen, the rules are either too restrictive, or not enough. I don't like how you can't starve, I don't like protection, I don't like tnt not working, I don't like how fires can't spread, I don't like that you're safe in your fort. Safety should be something you can strive for, but never achieve. I was thinking of posting on this forum and talking about this wonderful thread you made here. I think they'll love it

I approve of this suggestion, we need some kind of entertainment until 1.3 is up and running don't we? ;)

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If i were you Melvin, i'd take Lone's advice and abandon thread, you've been beaten so bad it's pretty much worth posting to some site where idiots are put on display.

LoneSoldier55 wrote:

Box wrote:So my master plan of harassing you into quitting, embarass yourself by making yourself look like a whiny kid and stop bothering everyone worked out just fine.
I win.
LONE POST AN APPROPRIATE MEME

let me see what ive got for box pwning the shit out of someone...



Now discussing my payment;

well if your going to miss sme that much i guess i'll pop in once in a while and say "hi"

Box wrote:

worldruler086 wrote:Decided to go all creeper and look at that server. Couldn't join (either I have the wrong IP, or it's still in 1.2.5), but I found their forums. Melvin, you've made a name for yourself. They hate you there, and you're a joke. This is what I meant, when I said you were "that guy".

~

I have to give you credit, I think this server hates you less than that one. I don't like faction servers, and from what I've seen, the rules are either too restrictive, or not enough. I don't like how you can't starve, I don't like protection, I don't like tnt not working, I don't like how fires can't spread, I don't like that you're safe in your fort. Safety should be something you can strive for, but never achieve. I was thinking of posting on this forum and talking about this wonderful thread you made here. I think they'll love it

I approve of this suggestion, we need some kind of entertainment until 1.3 is up and running don't we? ;)

yeah it is still 1.2.5

Haha, didn't even acknowledge it, get out of here dude.

Melvin3000 wrote: well if your going to miss sme that much i guess i'll pop in once in a while and say "hi"

Where from "We hate you and never want to see you again and neither does your server" do you get "We want to see you every once in a while because we miss you"?