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Server is down.

Crap... my one night off and the server is down all night :(

I'm sorry about that, it was indeed down from midnight until early this morning.

I'm sure Yukar9 knows this since he was on... but the server is down again.

The server died again

The great kingdom of Simpvp became impossible to play on, a Laggoth so terrible came fourth and drove out all the players...

The evil Laggoth is now dictating the server, a desperate Governor General (Deflow) couldn't drive out this dreaded enemy...

This Laggoth was able to barricade the last resort for it's enemies to go to in times of hopelessness; The Forum...

The lag had a powerful ally, the Horrid 504 Gateway timeout. A hero known as 'Digger' couldn't stand a chance against this vile opponent, so he rode off in his chariot (truck) from the Laggoth's horrible attack; LAG... (to go to the store)

When this 504 Gateway timeout fell asleep after reading boring gibberish documents in the Forum, our hero was able to sneak in and deliver this message:

why is the server so lagged out? it is so unbearable, you can't even stay logged onto the server. I couldn't even come here to complain earlier, but now it let me log in finally. any ideas on what this is? everyone else seemed to be affected.

Our hero 'Digger' is completely hopeless and hoping a greater power will help fight the evil Laggoth...

The server is down again :( Also, the forum was down for a while there!

I don't see any issues having happened today, sure it wasn't a problem with your connection?

INB4 questions about today's downtime - my fault. Unfortunately, I haven't got enough power to fix it.

I was able to connect to any other website quite quickly.

The server is down again now though, not to worry... have a Happy Easter!