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Suddenly, you see this next to you.
What do?

Get airborne, get banned.

push it out of my house

rape

Get in, kill entire team crusing with you.

Enemy boat spotted!

Yukar9 wrote:Enemy boat spotted!

Not enough grenade spam.

>Spawns on Hotel as MC
>Runs to nearest defensive position
>"OH UMBLANA"
>Realize everyone is throwing grenades
>Realize entire other team is throwing grenades.
>Realzie that support classes have unlimited grenades.
>Medic stops CPR On teammate to throw grenades
>Everyone stops shooting to throw grenades
>Thirty grenades from assorted teams land at my feet.
>Moutains of spaghetti flow from my pockets.
>mfw cooked noodles have no armor
>mfw I have no face

LoneSoldier55 wrote:>Spawns on Hotel as MC
>Runs to nearest defensive position
>"OH UMBLANA"
>Realize everyone is throwing grenades
>Realize entire other team is throwing grenades.
>Realzie that support classes have unlimited grenades.
>Medic stops CPR On teammate to throw grenades
>Everyone stops shooting to throw grenades
>Thirty grenades from assorted teams land at my feet.
>Moutains of spaghetti flow from my pockets.
>mfw cooked noodles have no armor
>mfw I have no face

Holy fucking shit this brings back memories.

I'mma go start an unranked BF2 server brb

>Spawn on US Carrier on Wake Island
>See Americunts derping around.
>See special forces laying C4 and blasting people in the air
>See everyone waiting for jets
>All players waiting for jets, we have no points and nobody is on the mainland.
>Chinese J-10's fly by
>Realize all Chinese fly J-10's with skill not quite unlike hackers
>J-10's bomb the fuck out of the carrier
>Play commander
>All commander assets destroyed
>Try to get in Jet, sniped out by M95
>Realize entire chinese team is on the carrier
>Realize nobody is doing anything about it
>Realize special forces are still laying C4
>Jump off carrier