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Jesus sucks

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:29 pm
by Fluz43
Who's the hypocrite that keeps removing my "JESUS SUCKS" sign and replacing it with "JESUS SAVES"? I'd theorize that it is elocphant, as bigoted as he is.

If you really think that Jesus saves people, why does he seem to save only people with a lot of money? Why doesn't he go over to Africa and save some of their dirty, week, and starving children? Is this part of the bullshit "God works in mysterious ways" phrase? I find it very mysterious how the Judeo-Christian god seems to do a lot more intervention in people's daily lives in richer countries than in poorer ones, even though in a good world, everybody would be selfless and help others out.

Didn't he say he loves everybody? Or does he only love a few select people that do incest after somehow living on a huge boat throughout some worldwide flood?

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Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:30 pm
by SilasOfBorg
6/10

You will get some bites.

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:19 pm
by LoneSoldier55
average hole digger thread/10
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Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:28 pm
by Elocphant
What a crappy thread. Why even bother making a topic about this?

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:31 pm
by TLRedemption
This is like babby's first questioning of religion. i tip my fedora 2 u xd.

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:01 am
by Fluz43
Elocphant wrote:What a crappy thread. Why even bother making a topic about this?

Oh I don't know, it's not like I clearly said, "Who's the hypocrite that keeps removing my "JESUS SUCKS" sign and replacing it with "JESUS SAVES"? I'd theorize that it is elocphant, as bigoted as he is."

I just want to know who it is.

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:22 am
by LoneSoldier55
Then why would you go out on a dumb monolouge about religion you twit.

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:45 pm
by hugobros3
Le osef

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:35 pm
by morl0ck
If you're pushy with your beliefs whether you're a believer or nonbeliever, not only will you convince no one, you just end up looking like a giant douche. Just let people find their own answers.

Re: Jesus sucks

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 6:50 pm
by LoneSoldier55
morl0ck wrote:If you're pushy with your beliefs whether you're a believer or nonbeliever, not only will you convince no one, you just end up looking like a giant douche. Just let people find their own answers.
hello have you heard of mlp:fim and do you watch the show