simplicitypvp.net

I don't think we have a thread here so let's have one : I play here with various people mostly from my former ( and the other still kinda-open ) servers, XolioCraft and XolioZ.


You are retarded but we can do even better !

Description

We speak in french ( even if we're not all from france ), or in a poor and eye-bleeding english, we are quite active in some periods and then we left for one year then come back. We obviously live far from spawn, but we've got spare accounts avaible in near-spawn outposts. We say crap in chat and don't hesitate to insult people ( preferably in french for style, anyone who saw matrix gets that ). We kill on sight in, /world, we are here mostly to "mettre le zbul dans la téci".

External Policy

We kill on sight with nearly no exceptions. We are not interested in truces or recruiting people. /world is as anarchic as the rest of the server, deal with it. Even if we like you but find your base, sorry we can't resist we are smashing it. Spawn cleaning is for pussies. No we won't give you your shit back, nor will we let you trade in peace in world ( just get a butler ). Say crap in chat, we say even more crappy. Lysergidi is actually funny, the same kind of funny as the remotely entertaining Hawaiian dancing/bouncing statues in cars. Hitler did nothing wrong. No refunds.

Current players

hugobros3 - ( kind of ) leader
HonkDeath - wannabee leader, troll in chief
solas260 - dumb fuck
Poulet_Salade - yes this guy actually calls himself salad_of_chicken
GodEneru - Honk's brother ... that's all to say really
Nini1998 - Our pretty girl :3
MissJuliette - Our huh ... smart girl ! ( keurkeur sista )
<secret alt accounts> - social engineering, spawn guards, backup etc

We're working on bringing back other players, it will happen soon enought

Our base





Quite crappy base, and not secure enought, we will be moving to a new place soon. Done, new base is jame's bond HQ so no pics

Our history/achivements

- We've been here for years ( circa 2012 ) so we know quite a lot on the workings of this server
- We've found griefed Eden in 2012 by raw luck while travelling
- We made multiples bases up to 120k out
- We took part in many /world battles
- We found and griefed quite a few active bases over the years, from spawnrats castles to bloody's base recently.
- We used a screenshot of miniwimi's base showing a waypoint to the spawn to aproximate his coordinates using <fucking state secret - no cheat>.
- I did found greyfell with it, took a few hours of boat because it had a ~10km radius imprecision

Our shop

We can sometimes trade shit with people in /world, for now it's like that :

Interested in :

Slimeballs ( no generator ) Stole *stacks* of block of this crap. Not anymore.
Rare crap ( ender stone, etc )
Hardened clay
Obsidian
Your sister

Can provide :

Diamonds
Enchanted books
Cobble chests ( or stone/stonebrick chests, we have enought coal for a jew genocide )

>google translate won't tell me anything about your french moonspeek other than the middle part is "put in"

your english isn't that eye-bleedingly bad as you might think by the way

I have an extreme lack of vocabulary leading to extremelly dull sentences, but there is always worse

mongoloïde is a private-joke word, it means something like retardoid
the rest of french used in the post is just silly thug slang

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>inb4 m8 double post why would u do dat

hugobros3 wrote:bump for post editing

>inb4 m8 double post why would u do dat

well if it's a legit double post there's no need to be worried m8, you have a good rasin

We found this castle near bloody's former base but it had no interesting crap in it sadly

hugobros3 wrote:bump for post editing

>inb4 m8 double post why would u do dat

m8 double post why would u do dat

Looks like we are on a fucking base-finding series, after a few days strolling arround we found again one non-griefed base in the nether ( protip : stop being the only fucks who make diagonal bridges : it gives it away and allows to trace). Base under the ocean, found via near-roof network of tunnels ( the portals were'nt even hidden, wtf guys ? ). Anyway I took screens and I'm gonna share !

oh wow

dis gon be gud

moar chests

even moar

another side chestroom

nice crap you've got here

beds ... damn this place shows lack of taste, jack-o-lanterns every-fucking-were

underground farms

The island on top featured a griefed iron farm ..

But the underground was pristine ... Maybye it's a lure ?

Ok there is so much shit to steal we're gonna have to make chests for that and sort it up

Time to leave our trace ...

Burning stacks of shit we're not taking with us

TNT selfie !

nether has gotten so many bases raided including my own

back when I was based with frostbyte I made a railway that took you from our nether portal to the spawn portal underground (and our base was still in the limit at that time, maybe 3-4K diagonally from the center of spawn)

and apparently because of a lone crafting table stuck in the tunnel far below where the entrance was (and had always remained sealed except for when moving between it) some x-rayer dug straight down to it and followed the tracks back

cool thing was we caught him in the tunnel and smoked him, then found out someone had tried to destroy the portal, and we happened to have obsidian on us. The base was untouched but we still moved (read: I stole a bunch of shit and built a base next to the world border because frost was being a faggot)

The only way round it is to not build a portal anywhere near your base. Our current base doesn't feature one, we have to travel to the nearest one