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Inspired by the incredible success of Melvinbucks, I too have decided to create my own pyramid scheme totally legit currency.

Yukbucks!

Here's how it'll work. At the beginning of every month, for every vote you've cast for the server in the previous month, I'll give you the amount of days you've voted worth in Yukbucks.

Yukbucks exist as signed books signed by none other than Yukarion.

They come as 1 dollar, 2 dollar, 5 dollar, 10 dollar, 20 dollar and 50 dollar books. You can claim them in any combination you want!

Edit: To be clear, this is not an admin thing. (Notice we're not in announcements.) It's not an official server thing. I'm just doing this as a player. As a sidenote, if anybody has spare book and quills, I'd gladly accept donations.

Yukbucks can be redeemed as follows (thanks to JavelinFury for the idea.)

10 Yukbucks = Meet Yuk in person (only redeemable between 27th and 30th of December in Hamburg)

50 Yukbucks = Yuk will personally draw a "totally cool" avatar for you in MSPaint Pinta

100 Yukbucks = Personal shoutout from [Server].

1000 Yukbucks = A Dragon Egg

1 000 000 000 Yukbucks = Become admin

I think lyser finally succeeded in hacking the forums.

All hail McMafia.

Indeed. I'll have to make a note on my calendar:

August 29, 2741741 AD: lyser might be admin by now, check for other signs of the apocalypse. Do laundry.

Serious question-

Is it pronounced "Yuck-Bucks" (i.e. rhyming), or is it more like "Yook Bucks"? Cause I always figured Yukar was pronounced like "you car", but this looks like "yuck". The contradiction is tearing my mind apart.