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Heard any great jokes recently? Share! Laughter is good. Forget all the arguing going on, laugh a bit, and help others laugh. And please refrain from corny puns.

Alright, so these two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the bartender, "Aoowauouahouwhaahwuahohoauuuuu!!!"
The second whale says, "Shut up, Frank, you're drunk."

A man walks into a bar.

jklol, Tell me foshniz, can your penis touch your asshole?

Why would i take the time to try and find out? That would not only be gay, but also be incest. :P

I got one from a philosophical book I'm reading.

Two men walk into a bar. The first asks the second what he works as.
"I'm a logician"
"What's a logician?"
"It means I use logic in my work"
"How so?"
"Let me show you. Do you happen to have an aquarium?"
"Yes, actually."
"So you must like water"
"Yes, I do"
"So you must like beachs as well"
"Yeah"
"And walking with your girlfriend along the beach?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"so you must be a heterosexual."
"yeah"
The logician then left, and someone else walked by and asked the first man who he was talking to.
"He's a logician"
"whats that?"
"it means he uses logic in his work"
"how so?"
"let me explain, do you have an aquarium?"
"no"
"then you must be a homosexual."

Alright, why are mathematicians afraid of Christmas? (dec. 25)

Because it's on Halloween! (oct. 31)

Props to people that payed enough attention in school to get this.

I have some good racist jokes... Is anyone here Mexican?

I have like too many racist jokes, but i'm not saying them, just in case i seriously offend folks. :P

Lol, foshniz, if you can then go fuck yourself.

Again, that would be very homosexual, which i am not, and then there's the issue about it being incest... :P