YeeterMyPeeter

YeeterMyPeeter
Clan
Name: YeeterMyPeeter
In-game name:
Alts: YMP
Status: Active
Date:
First joined:
Last seen:
Formed: February 16th-17th 2019
Abandoned:
Disbanded:
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Coords:
Members: Listed in the "Current Members" Section
Clans:
Bases: Castle Athena, EGGTOWN, DunceVille, AXETOWN, YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE, Skyreach
Schematic: {{{schematic}}}

Hurr Durr YMP, lavacast mean Anarchy!

YeeterMyPeeter, or YMP are a group of friends who play the game together, once with the only goal of griefing everything they find. They have created multiple bases now, the most notable being YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE, which has seen increases to the group never seen before. The group is very active for the time being.

YMP's Current banner design

The Calm Before the Storm

On February 13th, 2019, YMP members jake276493 (under the name of tupik), Cutman, BossCoww, and Wisenty would join SimPvP for the first time. Not sure what to do on the server, they explored and settled small base locations a few hundered blocks from spawn while obtaining noob gear. However they eventually decided to walk a few thousand blocks out to found their first ever base, Castle Athena.

Castle Athena

Castle Athena was located in a roofed forest biome that they managed to find right next to older chunks, they mined a hole into the nearby hill and settled upon the name, a reference to the base Cutman and jake276493 met each other at two years prior. Information of the bases development is mostly lost due to the lack of screenshots while the base was in development, however it is known that while the base was being constructed they started to learn more about the server, and on alt accounts, they had located a few bases close to spawn, which gave them the idea to launch an attack against the server.

Main features of the base included the old YMP symbol, a meglovania beat attached to the bases entrance, the original YMP egg farm design, and nice natural interior design by Cutman. The base has been griefed by jake276493 on March 17th, 2021 after finding it completely intact two years later. Some pictures of the base before its griefing can be seen below:

The base was eventually abandoned shortly after YMP would begin their infamous YMP raids on multiple spawn bases. The first group picture of YMP was also taken at this location as seen below.

(From left to right: TheLuckyLapin, Wisenty, Cutman, Bosscoww, jake276493)

The Horde Arrives

On February 16th, 2019, a group of players joined the server and banded together under a banner of destruction. They launched a series of attacks on cmlove's spawn build Novus Castle. There, they were opposed by a counterattack led by a large coalition of reinforcements called in by cmlove including clipchip, ostrich1414, b9b9, CrackyJoe, jaffdhi, 8cream8machine8 and many others. During the ensuing battle several defenders were killed, granting the new players access to fully maxxed-out diamond gear and weapons.

The following day, a final attack was launched on the castle, and with little-to-no resistance remaining, the Castle was abandoned and successfully lavacasted by YMP, fully destroying it.

Later that same day, the team attacked Fort Cranberry, which had already faced a hostile takeover earlier that year, hoping to achieve a similar result. They were able to cause severe damage to the Fort before clipchip arrived and easily slaughtered them.

On the 18th, YMP discovered and completely destroyed the public castle of Tamarisk with no resistance.

On the 19th, YMP discovered the portal to Quinsigamond and began to greif it, although halfway through Fluz43 arrived invisible and was murdered by YMP. Soon after, clipchip and JavelinFury came and attempted to kill YMP; it was a long battle, and overall clipchip and JavelinFury won the battle, but YMP could now own the title of killing clipchip, slaughtering him after his computer crashed.

After the battle, one of YMP's members, PhamtomGuy, was banned for using x-ray; he subsequently logged on two more times with two more alts, both of which were banned. Angry at this, PhamtomGuy turned on YMP and claimed that their leader tupik had been cheating and benefiting off of his x-raying. This led tupik to be banned as well, although internally YMP was furious. What resulted was a week-long investigation into tupik's jailing, which mainly focused on his relationship with the banned account jake276493, which after all of YMP faking facts to make jake276493(tupik) seem innocent, he was unbanned, but jake276493 didnt want to be fake anymore and decided to tell the truth, and somehow wasn't banned permanently.

On the 20th, YMP discovered the End portal and decided to bedbomb anyone who came. After tupik sending clipchip some loli porn, he managed to persuade clipchip come to the End 0,0 in where Cutman, tupik, and Bosscoww managed to get their second kill on clipchip via suicide bombing.

On the 22, YMP was quite calm on terms of griefs, only partially griefing Castle Snowfrog. However, they manged to bedbomb clipchip again, this time in the nether. They also managed to pop the Totems of Undying off PeanutSniper and also managed to murder JaveilnFury with only iron armor. They also recruited TheOnlySlash into YMP.

Over the next few weeks, one of YMP's members The_Lucky_Lapin went on a griefing campaign, severely destroying Glowstone Tower, Snowfrog castle and Quinsigamond.

List of destroyed bases

• Novus Castle (February 16/17th 2019)
• Fort Cranberry (February 17th 2019)
• Tamarisk (February 17/18th 2019)
• Downtown (February 18 or 19th 2019)
• Uinia (February 2019)
• Quinsigamond (March 2019)
• Glowstone Tower (March 2019)
• Snowfrog castle (~April 2019)

Pictures of these griefs can be seen below:

Settling Down

Weeks after the YMP hype died down, YMP started joining back and this time not as hungry for power but to start building a new base, this would be later known as EGGTOWN, it only contained 3 people, being jake276493, BossCoww, and MrNutInYourButt.

EGGTOWN

EGGTOWN was the first YMP base that wasnt within 5k of spawn and it contained smallscale farms to help the relatively poor YMP members starting gear. These farms included a Pumpkin, Melon, and Sugarcane farm, pigman farm, sheep and cow farms, villager breeder, and some afk fishers to get some god books and food. The base itself was located on a mountain next to an ocean, where BossCowws underwater trident would be constructed, one of the only builds to be made at the base due to its short lifespan.

A couple weeks with active construction at EGGTOWN, they decided to invite the rest of YMP into the base, including Wisenty, who after coming made the rest of YMP very mad by generally being a poor basemate they decided to kick him from the group, which caused him to threaten to leak the coords of EGGTOWN, so they retreated to a farther out location, which was named DunceVille.

Media from EGGTOWN can be seen below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-vD6buANiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_guxAMLRy_k

DunceVille

Dunceville was a short lived base which contained an "Elmo" statue, a trademark of YMP's autism. It also held a large "Valley of Wheat" and 5 afk fishers where YMP would get many OP enchanted books. The base was not meant to be though, as it was griefed by clipchip after the coords were leaked after a new member of their group was banned for Xray. This started the Yukarion leaks a base controversy, one of the stupidest wastes of time on the server. YMP was quickly disbanded after that, and for the next two months YMP would would be completely inactive with all of its members creating or joining new groups and working on their own projects.

The base after clipchip and JavelinFury lavacasted it fully.

Constant Moving and jake276493's Third Ban

Shortly after the grief of DunceVille, and YMP members Jake276493, BossCoww, e_lee, and MrNutInYourButt, were completely homeless and was looking for a new base to live at. ostrich1414 would eventually invite the players to the base Der Bunker where they were able to relax and regear for a few days until eventually they were invited to the city of Struthio as ostrich1414 believed they wouldnt grief it given the chance to go there, which they did not. When they came to the base, most of the base was mostly not in construction anymore as Antzakes1 and TheOnlySlash had coords to it and Antzakes was selling coords to the base for DB. There they would be able to get a taste for the great building skill of SimPvP players and the servers deep history, and even construct their own small dirt hut.

Struthian Militia

After being at Struthio for a few days, the YMP members were able to regear fully utilizing the hidden Struthio enderman farm, and as payment, they swore to protect the base from any potential griefers. Ostrich would title them the "Struthian Militia" and they would protect the base from invisible players attempting to blow up some of the smaller buildings at the base. However after a week of actively running around the base, they decided to create a new base without all the drama of having a ton of players at a single location. They would create the base AXETOWN.

Some footage a few days before the founding of AXETOWN. Also possibly the first instance of VR on SimPvP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtbE4qVfsgI

AXETOWN's Founding

AXETOWN was the base after a failed, unnamed base created by jake276493, BossCoww, and MrNutInYourButt was discovered by e_lee on accident from an insecure portal link. It was founded sometime around late April of 2019 and allowed for YMP to tackle their first major base. They immediately constructed the centerpiece of the base, a large, hallowed out mountain replaced with an inside village and natural terrain, which the idea was taken from the previously mentioned failed base. AXETOWN was originally created to allow for the members to practice their building skills and as such few farms were constructed.

Besides the mountain, the base contained an enderman farm, a large storage tower, and a few small houses.

Jake276493's Third Ban

During the construction of AXETOWN, YMP would begin causing conflict with groups on the server, most notably The Fellowship. Their new group, the Empire Of Odin would raid and grief multiple of their bases, but a video released by jake276493 seen below would lead to Jakes third ban.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bmU-x9WT58

A conversation with DakkaDok lead to the discovery that the use of jake276493's minimap mod, which was shown in that video had a glitch that could show nether caves, even with all "Fair Play" settings toggled. The admins were aware he most likely did not use this for personal gain, but decided to ban him anyways because of its similarity to LordPastaYTs jail a year prior, and gave him the chance to appeal a year later.

jake276493 would spend his final hours on the server on June 16 2019 at a small, newly founded spawn base with Cutman, where he would be tped to spawn, exactly 4 months after the raids of Castle Novus began.

Lord1's Reign on YMP

Before jake276493 was jailed, he decided he wanted his legacy to live on while he was jailed from the server, so he gave Lord1, a good friend and basemate of his, ownership of everything Jake created, including YMP and #EGGGANG.

YMP Crusdes

Lord1 would quickly revive YMP as they became the main opposition to The Siege, a group who was lead by TheOnlySlash. The Sieges goal was to reduce all of spawn down to its bedrock to create a large challenge for any new player that joined the server.

Under the name the 'YMP Crusade', Lord1 with the help of a couple other players would head to spawn with the hope of bringing honour to the name of YMP, most notably the YMP Crusaders would take over /world whilst naked, submerge spawn in water, enslave new players and took part in multiple small pvp encounters at spawn.

The YMP Crusade would end on the 19th of July 2019 when lord officially left YMP. All current YMP members besides Cutman would rarely be seen online for the next year.

YMP's Return

Once 1 year had passed, jake276493 would appeal to the admins of the server and he was quickly unjailed, which caused for all of YMP's current members, along with e_lee to join back on the server.

After being tped back to AXETOWN most players did not believe he was actually unjailed from the server, which he proved by going into /world, where he would be murdered with all his gear by Goujon. This would be his first interaction with GS Trading Co, however, he did not care and instead decided to go back to spawn and "Start Fresh".

"Starting Fresh"

A few days after jake276493 was unjailed from the server, he would invite all of the old YMP members back to the server, including BossCoww, Cutman, e_lee, and MrNutInYourButt. They all went to spawn and began their wonderful journey.

They would firstly create the YMP HEADQUARTERS, a small dirt structure 50 blocks out of spawn, which would remain ungriefed for multiple months. After that successful build, they continued onwards until they found a link portal to a base ~30k out. It was ungriefed and they decided to live and gear up there. However they managed to get bored of that very quickly as they all left for a few more weeks before jake276493 and Bosscoww decided to go back to AXETOWN and build there.

Return to AXETOWN

Something was apparent when BossCoww and Jake returned to their once beloved base: They were poor! The bases total lack of farms made BossCoww and Jake start rapidly building farms for the base, and without much thought at all.

Some of the farms constructed in a very short period of time included: A villager breeder that was basically broken, an overkill iron farm, the worst autosorter seen to man, a raid farm, a max villager trading hall, a VILLAGER SORTER and a Pigman farm, which YMP spent all of their Diamond blocks to acquire all of the obsidian needed for its construction. MrNutInYourButt at this time was also actively helping build bases whenever possible.

Sense I've nuked my screenshots folder TWICE since I returned to SimPvP, The only screenshots I have of this period are shown below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqLnu3dx7aE

YMP's Reign on /world

Shortly after YMP returned to AXETOWN, they started having /world battles with Anthand,Sellout9, and all members of Goldforge Citadel besides bruno_vera. Although YMP would lose a small handful of these battles, YMP, with the help of Cutman, who was not currently a member of YMP, cemented themselves as the PvP kings of /world without much competition. They would pirate many trades and kill many innocent players for in game money. Some of these heists include stealing cavehoes entire valuable shulker, making multiple new players quit by killing them with everything they own, straight up scamming players to kill them, and many, many more.

Cutman would officially join YMP and come to AXETOWN shortly after a battle with GFC, ending the 1 year agreement to keep AXETOWN strictly to BDG members only. This also lead to some major campaigns created by YMP including YMP Tower, YMP Iron Platform, and the YMP nuke as they had virtually no competition in /world, also at this time relations with Nebuelaz and Ragdety began forming. Some videos from this era can be seen below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nlDdJfWy1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzY-7t6QII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1BANfVckY

Cutman, and jake276493 meet Melonbye, and Chikenbuster and do absolutely retarded shit in /world!

YMP and The Imperial War

In the following months, YMP had seen massive increases in members with the addition of chikenbuster, Ragdety, and e_lee, which were both situated at YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE. A day before The Imperial War was announced, jake276493 was invited to the Peoples Coalition as they had recently been taking on fights with the Church of Francis, and YMP would officially join a few days later. Overall YMP did not contribute much of anything to the war, only helping defend bases getting greifed by the COF, getting called out as spies by both the PC and the CoF, and they somehow managed to get the most kills of any group in the Peoples Coalition. At the same time, YMP and the members of Tempest began to grow closer in terms of what they wanted from the war, and generally enjoying each others company, which would lead to YMP coming to Tempest and Nebuelaz and Ragdety coming to YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE. They would also create a base only known as "Gravity Falls: gRaPPlInG hOOk!" which was quickly destroyed along with AXETOWN when the COF would find and destroy both bases.

The Founding of Skyreach

Shortly after AXETOWN and "Gravity Falls: gRaPPlInG hOOk!" Were discovered and destroyed by the Church of Francis, jake276493 would fly for millions of blocks for their next base, which they planned to create aesthetic builds along with mega farms. Once jake276493 had settled on a location that had a massive mountain peninsula, he invited BossCoww, e_lee, and MrNutInYourButt to the base and they began terraforming the land, however, after Nebuelaz returned from his forced hiatus from Sim, he was invited along with Ragdety to the base. The base is currently actively under construction. jake276493 and MrNutInYourButt act as the main grinders, mining massive amounts of stone and dirt for aesthetic builds usually planned out by Nebuelaz and sometimes with the help of jake276493. Ragdety and jake276493 also work together or separately on the bases farms which currently include a portal based creeper farm, wither rose farm, bartering farm, raid farm, pumpkin farm, bonemeal farm, warped fungus farm, a warped stem farm, and a wither skeleton farm.

Current Members

• jake276493 (Founder and current leader of YMP)

• MrNutInYourButt (Member)

• BossCoww (Member)

• e lee (Member)

• Cutman (Member)

• Chikenbuster (Member)

• Ragdety (Member)

• Nebeulaz (Member)

Past Members

• Lord1 (Ex Leader of YMP)

• TheLuckyLapin (Ex Member)

• TheOnlySlash (Ex Member)

• PhamtomGuy (Ex Member)

• Wisenty (Ex Member)

• Kaitkrazy (Ex Member and failed Spy of YMP, PLEASE COME BACK)

• nwop/jqq (Ex Member)

• NotZachery (Ex Member)

A bunch of other new players that dont play anymore.

Gallery

Credit: Ostrich1414 Credit: Clipchip