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*[[clipchip]] joined [[The Dominion]].
*[[clipchip]] joined [[The Dominion]].
'''December 29th:'''
'''December 29th:'''
*[[Sellout9]] and [[TheOnlySlash]] engaged in a duel at spawn. While [[Sellout9]] was on his phone [[TheOnlySlash]] attacked popping totems with [[Sellout9]] getting away on elytra circling the spawn and coming back.  
*[[Sellout9]] and [[TheOnlySlash]] engaged in a duel at spawn. While [[Sellout9]] was supposedly on his phone or afk [[TheOnlySlash]] attacked popping totems with [[Sellout9]] getting away on elytra circling the spawn and coming back.  
*[[Sellout9]] is jailed after footage of the duel was analyzed. At first glance it appeared as if [[Sellout9]] was using a hack called autototem.
*[[Sellout9]] is jailed after footage of the duel was analyzed. At first glance it appeared as if [[Sellout9]] was using a hack called autototem.
'''December 30th:'''
'''December 30th:'''
*[[Sellout9]] is unjailed after further analysis of the evidence.
*[[Sellout9]] is unjailed after further analysis of the evidence, though many still believe [[Sellout9]] did in fact hack.

Revision as of 17:29, 2 January 2020

This page is an archive of current events, recorded as they happened during July 2019 to December 2019. Events older than that should go in Server History, and events after that can go in Current Events.

July 2019

July 1st:

  • Porkington created this page to keep track of minor events such as the creation of this page. Many considered this to be a bad decision.
  • Nagol101 uploaded a livestream of SimPvP: [1]

July 2nd:

  • clipchip spent the night afk at his mob farm and obtained over 250 stacks of gunpowder.

July 3rd:

  • Talksalot011 burnt some unnecessary things that the YMP Crusade had built.

July 4th:

July 6th:

  • Talksalot left Quagsmaria because Lord1 was being annoying.
  • ostrich1414 began his second map art project.
  • TheOnlySlash and ostrich1414 annexed Quagsmaria.
  • Nagol101 began yet another livestream of SimPvP: [2]

July 7th:

July 8th:

  • Nagol101 began yet another livestream of SimPvP: [3]
  • TheOnlySlash blew up Cooltown and killed some kid in iron armour.

July 9th:

July 10th:

July 12th:

July 14th:

July 15th:

July 16th:

July 17th:

July 18th:

  • Ostrich1414 decides to take a short break from Yittrium, heading back to Segoria to work extensively on its wither skeleton farm project that had been going on for over six months.

July 19th:

July 20th:

July 21st:

July 23rd:

  • Lord1, Wolfiee_ and IPyxis eliminate the ender dragon once again.
  • After a mishandled trial in the Yittrium Municipal Court, a small battle broke out within the city between ostrich1414, AntHand, MoWobbler and cheesy_chips22.
    • Much of the fighting took place in the air via elytra, and the only player to not be killed throughout the fight was MoWobbler.

July 25th:

July 28th:

  • The BloodBowl was held, with clipchip emerging in first palce

August 2019

August 3rd:

August 5th:

  • An extensive city-wide battle occurs between ostrich1414 and Chris_cord versus cheesy_chips22 and trppbll.
    • Ultimately, cheesy_chips22 emerges victorious as Chris_cord is accidentally sent back to spawn after being killed, forcing ostrich1414 to rescue him and surrender.

August 6th:

August 7th:

  • Nagol101 released a new video (footage from the First Annual BloodBowl): [10]

August 8th:

August 11th:

August 13th:

  • Sengorn_Leopard accidentally broke Segoria's gold farm, causing several hours of intense lag and low TPS for the server, often reaching as low as 3 TPS.
    • This continued even until the next day (August 14th).

August 14th:

August 15th:

August 16th:

August 17th:

  • Clipchip and JavelinFury attack and raid the Yittrium Work Gang's camp settlement, resulting in the team's disbanding.
  • The Fellowship raided a large farm near spawn blowing it up with End crystals, tnt and lava
  • The Fellowship started what they are calling the "South Waterslide" (Large Lavacast at zpos500)

August 18th:

August 19th:

August 20th:

August 21st:

August 26th:

August 27th:

  • The Fellowship uploaded a new advertisement video for their team featuring Gordon Hurd, also known as Big Man Tyrone: [14]

August 28th:

  • SimPvP is officially updated to 1.14.4: [15].
  • The Fellowship began an unspecified spawn project.
  • AntHand accidentally summons a pillager raid right in the heart of Yittrium, causing the city to be invaded by pillagers, ravagers, vexes and witches.

August 29th:

September 2019

September 1st:

September 2nd:

  • New Hammerhall defended against 3 consecutive raids and lost all their City Guard. A funeral was held. RIP

September 5th:

  • TheOnlySlash on his alt fell victim to Lord1's trap, popped a totem and logged.
  • New Hammerhall was griefed and abandoned by its members.
  • SimPvP became embroiled in an intense race war; every race, culture and ethnic group imaginable was targeted in these attacks.

September 6th:

September 8th:

  • The server crashes at 12 a.m. for over an hour before going back up once again.
  • A series of 2b2t bots attack and lag the server, diminishing playability.
  • Cmlove accidentally leaks Koeng and cheesy_chips22's base coordinates, via public chat.
  • On his First Exploration Journey, ostrich1414 discovers Sssssssssss's Shithole and Midgard.

September 9th:

September 10th:

  • AntHand conducts the Great Yittrium Villager Genocide as he, along with ostrich1414 and MoWobbler, push over 200 villagers into a concentration camp and turn them into witches via lightning, slaughtering them all for gunpowder.

September 12th:

  • SkykirryChycho's island base Singolinya is griefed by an unknown player.

September 13th:

  • The server is down for over two-and-a-half hours due to an issue with background chunk optimizing.

September 16th:

  • It was reported by egnaroky that he and AntHand had annexed Trogdoria. It is believed that they had discovered the base at some earlier point in September 2019.

September 17th:

September 19th:

September 25th:

September 29th

October 2019

October 2nd:

  • The PvP world is changed to a large amplified 1000x1000 world: [18]

October 7th:

October 10th:

  • Yukarion sets up a new, temporary 24-hour Minecraft server to test server functionalities, known as new.simpvp.net.
    • On this new server, ostrich1414, MoWobbler and egnaroky use the map copy to stage a prank and pretend that their city Yittrium was griefed by excessively TNTing and lavacasting the city and posting pictures on Discord.

October 12th:

  • The Holy Scroll (of Francisism) is finished.

October 17th:

  • Ostrich1414, on behalf of The Order of Wilbur, declares a Holy Crusade against the Church of Francis. Lord1, on behalf of the Church of Francis, counters this by declaring a Holy Crusade on the Order of Wilbur in return.
    • Ostrich1414 and MoWobbler desecrate a holy Francis Temple nearby Spawn, renovating it into a Wilbur Temple.
    • A PvP battle is held at the Capital between ostrich1414, Lord1 and e_lee after ostrich1414 claimed the city for Wilbur. Lord1 and e_lee ultimately emerge victorious, reclaiming the city for the Church of Francis.

October 19th:

October 20th:

October 21st:

  • Ostrich1414 constructs a massive statue of Francis at Tol Honeth. This statue is made entirely of netherrack, and was promptly lit on fire, with a deceased facial expression. Above the statue, ostrich1414 created a floating netherrack sign that says "Fuck Francis".

October 22nd:

  • Lord1 retaliates ostrich's statue with his own statue of Wilbur decapitated and vomiting blood opposite the other statue. Also above the statue is a floating sign that says "Wilbur gay".

October 23rd:

October 24th:

October 25th:

October 26th:

October 27th:

October 28th:

October 29th:

October 31st:

November 2019

November 2nd:

November 3rd:

November 9th

November 10th:

November 13th:

November 17th:

  • The Battle of Monarchia is held, which easily becomes the largest battle in SimPvP history in terms of attendance: 18 total players showed up, with six players fighting for the Church of Francis and twelve fighting for The Order of Wilbur.
    • The battle, which primarily consisted of end crystal PvP, hand-to-hand combat and aerial combat, ultimately ended in a Wilburian victory when Lord1 withdrew his troops from Monarchia.

November 18th:

November 22nd:

  • JavelinFury began claiming in the SimPvP discord that he had acquired coordinates to the city Yittrium, and attempted to blackmail the city's leader, ostrich1414. He demanded that ostrich "pay 1 stack of diamond blocks or kick anthand and egnarky off your team," and threatened to destroy Yittrium if he refused.

November 23rd:

November 24th:

November 25th:

November 26th:

November 28th:

  • Lord1, ostrich1414, jared2013, AntHand, Antzakes1, cheesy_chips22 and Zepheron all meet up at Spawn together.
    • In the middle of the "spawn party", Zepheron ignites an end crystal bomb, killing Antzakes1 immediately; Zepheron then dies a few seconds later after falling off of the top of spawn. Jared2013 grabs most of Antzakes1's drops and then leaves.
  • Ostrich1414 releases a new video (referred to as the worst SimPvP video ever made): [21]

November 29th:

November 30th:

December 2019

December 1st:

  • The PvP world is changed to an empty void: [22]
  • A player named Bombast was jailed for x-raying; after being jailed, he leaked the coordinates of several bases, a few of which were very notable.

December 3rd:

December 4th:

December 5th:

December 7th:

  • Bloc for Clans Joint Forces including the Church's TFF (Task Force Fury), Caudices and multiple independent parties invade MCMAFIA's capital "McCapital" and splits it in half with a huge wall with the Francillians owning half and Caudices owning the other half.

December 8th:

December 9th:

  • A fight breaks out in Yittrium between ostrich1414, cheesy_chips22, AntHand and VetoTheNeato; VetoTheNeato and cheesy_chips22 are killed in action.
    • During this battle, AntHand utilized end crystal PvP tactics in the middle of Yittrium's residential neighborhood, The Suburbs, to end hostilities; thus, the Passione Street Bombing took place, where a few buildings were destroyed from the end crystal damage (although they were fixed soon after).

December 11th:

December 12th:

December 13th:

December 14th:

  • Dozens of bots attack the server, spamming hundreds of messages in chat; this causes the server to lag severely and eventually time out for a few minutes.
  • Antzakes1 becomes an official member of Yittrium.

December 15th:

December 16th:

December 17th:

December 18th:

December 19th:

December 21st:

December 24th:

December 25th:

December 28th:

December 29th:

  • Sellout9 and TheOnlySlash engaged in a duel at spawn. While Sellout9 was supposedly on his phone or afk TheOnlySlash attacked popping totems with Sellout9 getting away on elytra circling the spawn and coming back.
  • Sellout9 is jailed after footage of the duel was analyzed. At first glance it appeared as if Sellout9 was using a hack called autototem.

December 30th:

  • Sellout9 is unjailed after further analysis of the evidence, though many still believe Sellout9 did in fact hack.