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Less faggots come to the server, but you now have less faggots to shit talk to. You purchase another minecraft account so you can talk shit to yourself in chat. I wish minecraft had bigger ships to create rather than a boat.

Ron kills Voldemort, but he also kills Harry. I wish players in Minecraft could get magic spells to cast.

I learned a spanish phrase from hitman 2. That maid just kept screaming ayudame. Told this dominican I learned it from a video game.

You can give me cooked fish.

Dwarf fortress. Spelunky for pc. Both are free to download.

I am looking to buy fish in bulk. I'm talking at least 10 fish per trade. Trading nether warts, and offering things for new players in exchange for all the fish they catch.

Walmart has wifi now?

I'm connected to high speed cable with an ethernet cable, not wifi.

Well it was worth a try at getting my stuff back. What is going on is that monsters like zombies won't take any damage from me swinging my sword at them. This happens with skeletons, zombies, spiders, etc. The monsters still are killing me while I try to kill them. So far the only thing that works i...

I don't know what is happening, but I just got killed by a zombie because I couldn't hurt it. It could attack me, but no matter what I did the zombie wouldn't die. I don't know if this is a server thing or patch thing. I never had this problem in the past and I am on very fast internet. Any way I am...