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Jesus Juice wrote:So you liked getting trolled, eh? =D

Ha, says the fellow who just got manhandled by practically everyone on the server just now.

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I don’t think banning the Nether Roof is going to bring the people in this server closer together. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if it shut down any sense of community left in this server. From what I’ve seen, most of the people who play consistently are at least a hundred thousand blocks out. Th...

I'm getting the Response Code 503 as well.

I made this for YOU!

It's allll full.

I can read that, but then Yukar thinks you're hacking the forum and bans you. I wish my right toe would be the same size as my left toe. Both your toes are the same size but now they constantly get tangled and cause you to trip like undone shoelaces would... 999km shoelaces. I wish that my the gran...

Awesome, I can't thank you guys enough!
*Off to burn some diamonds! (oof! Never thought I'd ever say that)

Your sheep farm becomes easier and faster to cultivate, although you tell us how you did it and we all copy it. Making your sheep farm nothing special anymore. I wish Vladmir Putin would stop taking off an on his shirt and played chess with Silas so I could watch them play. Vladmir decides to keep ...

Actually I just read this, "These rules can be broken down very simply: Don't use clientside mods that aren't approved, and don't abuse any glitches in the game. Not abusing glitches can be very hard, and many people are confused about it, but it means that even when glitches unintentionally ha...

Just before I dug down, I said what happened and I think el_andres96 heard me. He said something about abusing the glitch, but I dug anyways. My bad.