Petition to remove phantoms

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Do you want phantoms deleted from simpvp permanently?

Yes, if I have to see one more of these sky assholes swoop down and fuck me from above I WILL throw my computer into the goddamn ocean and quit playing forever forcing me to go outside, get a job, and turn my life around.
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No, I am a Mojang developer and or I want to see clipchip turn his life around finally getting a real life girlfriend instead of prowling around on minecraft asking every player that joins with a mildly feminine skin to be his girlfriend so he can pretend he "hasn't given up yet"
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clipchip
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Petition to remove phantoms

Post by clipchip »

Please vote in the attached poll. I suggest everyone voting to remove phantoms do the following until Yukarion cracks and gives us what we want:
  • Petition simpvp by not building anything aboveground
  • Kill all admins on sight if they refuse our demands
  • STOP bringing more lovely new players from other servers such as nocoords here
  • Worst case scenario I will shut down the 2d girls channel until our demands are met
Last edited by clipchip on Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:00 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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ostrich1414
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Re: Petition to remove phantoms

Post by ostrich1414 »

Phantoms LITERALLY fucked my WIFE and stole MY KIDS and DESTROYED me with FACTS and LOGIC!!!!! We need to BAN phantoms ASAP!!!1!11!
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SengornLeopard
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Re: Petition to remove phantoms

Post by SengornLeopard »

Phantoms are a discriminated class of peoples. White hetero-sexual cis-gender males have oppressed the phantoms for centuries. We need to stop anti-phantom rhetoric and vote for hate speech laws! The phantom people have a deep and longstanding rich cultural history, full of music and vibrant art. Speaking ill about phantoms leads to the oppressed committing suicide and raises gang rates.
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ostrich1414
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Re: Petition to remove phantoms

Post by ostrich1414 »

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^ The above photo LITERALLY happened because of phantoms. This is real shit! Wake up, sheeple!
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clipchip
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Re: Petition to remove phantoms

Post by clipchip »

the ONLY way i'm willing to negotiate is if Yukarion can get me a cute phantom gf

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A. Pippenger
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Re: Petition to remove phantoms

Post by A. Pippenger »

these things suck. instead of minecraft it's now sleepminesleepcraftsleep
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indigo011
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Re: Petition to remove phantoms

Post by indigo011 »

omg please remove them
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