Thieving guide from RASSBA, The Thief of The Sands.

[RevStoningpot]

this looks more like a guide to burglary. Thiefs just take stuff, most likely from "friends". To be a good thief, you steal from your team and pass suspicion off on others. Maintain a vault that's a bit out of the way. make sure your team isn't on line when you go there. When you know the base traps arn't a problem. Traps are only an issue when you're breaking and entering an unknown base, or rather, burgling.

[LoneSoldier55]

this looks more like a guide to burglary. Thiefs just take stuff, most likely from "friends". To be a good thief, you steal from your team and pass suspicion off on others. Maintain a vault that's a bit out of the way. make sure your team isn't on line when you go there. When you know the base traps arn't a problem. Traps are only an issue when you're breaking and entering an unknown base, or rather, burgling.

I think Ill actually try this, this was much more helpful than this other nigga's dumb shit.

[RevStoningpot]

just keepin it real yo

[Bloop the poop]

just keepin it real yo

[Fluz43]

Fluz43's Guide for not Giving a Shit if you're Found--

1) Hide stuff in a long away place over a mountain and through the woods so when you screw yourself over, you always have backups

2) Keep the least possible amount of ready valuables so the theif thinks that that is all you have

3) When you find out about it, just open up your hidden away chest and move your ass away.

4) Don't care much, because you can keep 4/5 of your stuff.

[TLRedemption]

TLRedemption's guide to hiding your obvious defeat and annihilation. Dedicated to Immerone <3

1)Say something like "OH, THAT STACK OF DIAMOND BLOCKS WAS NOTHING, I SECRETLY HAS 10 STACKS OF THEM HIDDEN SOMEWHERE"
2)Say same about your base
3)Log out when someone is about to kill you, then log in later saying "OH I HAD DINNER, SO IT WAS INCONCLUSIVE LOL"

[LoneSoldier55]

4) Always bring extra people to a fight, as well as extra potions and items that we previously agreed to not be used.
5) The extra amount of people you bring to a fight always has to be at least one more than the other team.
6) Always spam an entire hotbar of potions at someone before fighting them, if none of them hit, log out or run away.
7) If your team in full diamond gets detroyed by one Iron wearing defensive player, and one person on your team has wall hacks, claim that almost three quaters of the damage done to you was done by a teammate too stupid to realize that he/she was hitting their own teammate. Then congradulate the player on thier massive victory in an attempt to get your shit back and fail miserably.
8) Always change where you will meet for a fight at least three times before you get there.
9) After a fight, take everything and run like a rabbit on speed back to your hidey hole.