Enemy Boat Spotted

[LoneSoldier55]

Suddenly, you see this next to you.
What do?

[TLRedemption]

Get airborne, get banned.

[RevStoningpot]

push it out of my house

[worldruler086]

rape

[LoneSoldier55]

Get in, kill entire team crusing with you.

[Yukar9]

Enemy boat spotted!

[TLRedemption]

Enemy boat spotted!

Not enough grenade spam.

[LoneSoldier55]

>Spawns on Hotel as MC
>Runs to nearest defensive position
>"OH UMBLANA"
>Realize everyone is throwing grenades
>Realize entire other team is throwing grenades.
>Realzie that support classes have unlimited grenades.
>Medic stops CPR On teammate to throw grenades
>Everyone stops shooting to throw grenades
>Thirty grenades from assorted teams land at my feet.
>Moutains of spaghetti flow from my pockets.
>mfw cooked noodles have no armor
>mfw I have no face

[Yukar9]

>Spawns on Hotel as MC
>Runs to nearest defensive position
>"OH UMBLANA"
>Realize everyone is throwing grenades
>Realize entire other team is throwing grenades.
>Realzie that support classes have unlimited grenades.
>Medic stops CPR On teammate to throw grenades
>Everyone stops shooting to throw grenades
>Thirty grenades from assorted teams land at my feet.
>Moutains of spaghetti flow from my pockets.
>mfw cooked noodles have no armor
>mfw I have no face

Holy fucking shit this brings back memories.

I'mma go start an unranked BF2 server brb

[LoneSoldier55]

>Spawn on US Carrier on Wake Island
>See Americunts derping around.
>See special forces laying C4 and blasting people in the air
>See everyone waiting for jets
>All players waiting for jets, we have no points and nobody is on the mainland.
>Chinese J-10's fly by
>Realize all Chinese fly J-10's with skill not quite unlike hackers
>J-10's bomb the fuck out of the carrier
>Play commander
>All commander assets destroyed
>Try to get in Jet, sniped out by M95
>Realize entire chinese team is on the carrier
>Realize nobody is doing anything about it
>Realize special forces are still laying C4
>Jump off carrier