Corrupt a wish

[boughbiller]

I wish there was a way to make rotten flesh not poison you WITHOUT drinking milk (since I'm lactose intolerant).

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

There is, but it involves drinking cream instead.

I wish that Ron killed Voldemort.

[emarshall01]

Ron kills Voldemort, but he also kills Harry. I wish players in Minecraft could get magic spells to cast.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

They do, but all that can be achieved is making dirt into cobble, one block at a time with a ten minute cooldown.

I wish that Minecraft had better corner stair block placing.

[LoneSoldier55]

They do, but all that can be achieved is making dirt into cobble, one block at a time with a ten minute cooldown.

I wish that Minecraft had better corner stair block placing.

Granted, but as soon as you place a single block it completely staircases the entire world. You left your front door open, so it begins to spread, only being stopped by ocean until all of the area you are on is nothing but cobblestone stairs.

I wish less faggots came on this server.

[emarshall01]

Less faggots come to the server, but you now have less faggots to shit talk to. You purchase another minecraft account so you can talk shit to yourself in chat. I wish minecraft had bigger ships to create rather than a boat.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Minecraft already does. Go find a server with some variant of movecraft.
I wish I had another wish to waste.

[Bloop the poop]

Minecraft already does. Go find a server with some variant of movecraft.
I wish I had another wish to waste.

Your other wish is that you could find antoher man who shared your passion for analing with stiletto heels.
I wish I had more free time.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

You do, but then you become some lazy little ass and do nothing all day.

I wish life was super duper easymode.

[TLRedemption]

You do, but then you become some lazy little ass and do nothing all day.

I wish life was super duper easymode.

You play life on easy mode from where you are now to finish but when you die God will send you to hell for playing on easy mode.
I wish my school actually had some funding not on the level of an american school.