Corrupt a wish

[boughbiller]

The school finds new funding, but the trustees on the board become greedy and embezzle the money bringing the school down to the state of a third world country backwoods school house.

I wish brewing stands didn't require a blaze rod.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

They don't, but they now require three ghast tears aligned vertically with six diamonds, three on either side.

I wish that Minecraft had faster boats that you could craft.

[TLRedemption]

They don't, but they now require three ghast tears aligned vertically with six diamonds, three on either side.

I wish that Minecraft had faster boats that you could craft.

The amount of boats allowed to be crafted is increased largely, allowing dreadnoughts and much more, turning minecraft into a naval battle game.
I wish Icelandic was abolished and replaced with English.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

It is, but English is quickly abolished and replaced with a much harder to use language.

I wish Minecraft was a naval battle game.

[TLRedemption]

It is, but English is quickly abolished and replaced with a much harder to use language.

I wish Minecraft was a naval battle game.

It becomes a naval battle game, but it loses what made it great, and turns into something found in the bargain bin.
I wish fagscast would stop pretending to suck at minecraft.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

They stop pretending to suck, and it turns out they really do suck. Their entire fanbase then storms their palace with tutorials and we just get even more crying noobs.

I wish that there was more inspiration to be found.

[LoneSoldier55]

They stop pretending to suck, and it turns out they really do suck. Their entire fanbase then storms their palace with tutorials and we just get even more crying noobs.

I wish that there was more inspiration to be found.

You find more inspiration. It forces you to build giant dick towers.
I wish every game after COD 4 was a unique and interesting shooter, as opposed to a copy paste of the previous game.

[TLRedemption]

All the CoD games are praised for innovation and interesting gameplay, however the every year formula coupled with their innovation beats all other FPS competition and call of duty becomes the Supreme overlord emperor king of FPS for life.
I wish I could quickscope like the pr0 1337 0pt1czzzzz clan.

[Bloop the poop]

You can quikscope liek the optic clan and then nobod3 wants 2 be frends wi3h u.
I wish less people on the internet spelled like retards.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Less people spell like retards, but they all act like retards.

I wish there weren't so many little kiddies on Minecraft.