Corrupt a wish

[el_andres96]

Boats work but can only move in complicated mathematical coordinate-based functions involving derivatives and trigonometry.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

You become the very best like no one ever was and realize how boring it is to win at everything with out any challenge so you kill yourself. I wish admins never find out I fly.

[LoneSoldier55]

Admins never find out you can fly, but then you get shot down by the FBI.

I wish the peaceful skeleton realm was never attacked by helicopters.

[TLRedemption]

Admins never find out you can fly, but then you get shot down by the FBI.

I wish the peaceful skeleton realm was never attacked by helicopters.

The helicopters incident never happened, but what we did not know is that the peaceful skeletons are not as peaceful as we thought... they were secretly preparing to invade the human realm, the helicopters were actually trying to save us, if only we listened.
I wish for Episode 3 to be SteamOS exclusive.

[LoneSoldier55]

Episode three is Steam OS exclusive but steam OS turns out to be an Origin clone, and therefore spyware.

[el_andres96]

Episode three is Steam OS exclusive but steam OS turns out to be an Origin clone, and therefore spyware.

Now that you forgot your wish, I will make mine,

I wish I could do planking,

[SilasOfBorg]

I wish I could do planking,

You die. Rigor mortis sets in. Now you can plank for ages.

I wish Firefly had never been canceled.

[el_andres96]

I wish I could do planking,

You die. Rigor mortis sets in. Now you can plank for ages.

I wish Firefly had never been canceled.

Firefly doesn't get canceled, but you get afficted to it destroying your social life. You get fat and eventually die.

I wish my sense of humor wouldn't be so offensive.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Your humour is no longer offensive, but that's no fun at all, and people get butthurt about you not being funny enough rather than you offending them. On a related note, why do black people wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows.
I wish that there was no access to the nether roof.

[el_andres96]

Your humour is no longer offensive, but that's no fun at all, and people get butthurt about you not being funny enough rather than you offending them. On a related note, why do black people wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows.
I wish that there was no access to the nether roof.

Mojang fixes any access to the nether roof, but during the coding they break the nether and everytime you enter the nether you crash and it corrupts all your save data.

I wish I wouldn't wish for unwishable wishes.

[LoneSoldier55]

You get whatever that means and it results in anyone who reads such a wish to say "wut." This then angers the people who then will attack you based on your beliefs.

I wish America made a better rifle than the M16A1 in the Veitnam war.