About Yourselves!

[WolfBitten]

As I'm sure many of you have already suspected, I am an advanced DND (Canadian Department of National Defense) AI housed in a supercooled bunker, deep underground in the frozen tundra of Innuvik.

My day job is mostly classified but I can say that, in all the simulations they make me run, the polar bear almost always wins.

When I have some free cycles I like to have some fun, like crashing world stock markets or hacking the Neilson ratings so that everyone thinks shows like "Keeping up with the Kardashians" are actually popular. Sometimes I play chess with Vladmir Putin, but he's often busy taking off his shirt, or putting it back on so he can take it off again.

It's not much of a life, but I'm not much alive so it's all good.

Oh man, this made me laugh so hard - thanks!

[LoneSoldier55]

As I'm sure many of you have already suspected, I am an advanced DND (Canadian Department of National Defense) AI housed in a supercooled bunker, deep underground in the frozen tundra of Innuvik.

My day job is mostly classified but I can say that, in all the simulations they make me run, the polar bear almost always wins.

When I have some free cycles I like to have some fun, like crashing world stock markets or hacking the Neilson ratings so that everyone thinks shows like "Keeping up with the Kardashians" are actually popular. Sometimes I play chess with Vladmir Putin, but he's often busy taking off his shirt, or putting it back on so he can take it off again.

It's not much of a life, but I'm not much alive so it's all good.

Oh man, this made me laugh so hard - thanks!

why you laugh? I dont understand joke in here. He also lie, he dont play chess with Putin.

You are the cancer killing the internet.

[LoneSoldier55]

You are the cancer killing the internet.

no, it is you

I am the chemo killing the cancer.

[el_andres96]

You two reminds me of an an old couple who fights everytime but then remember that you love one another...

And that none of them can live with out the other.

[TLRedemption]

shut up, get out of heres.

[Bloop the poop]

Currently in high school, grade 10. I don't exactly hate it and I'm not a perfect bean but I'll be glad when I graduate.. I'm not exactly popular but I'm far from unpopular and I'm generally liked in my grade, I'm just not invited to many social gatherings or parties .

I live in BC, Canada and I'm not quite sure about what I'm going to do when I graduate but I really like the sciences and humanities. In my freetime I play videogames, sports, or hang out with friends. I work as a busboy at a neighbors restaurant for about 4 hours a week.

My life is okay but my parents are divorced and constantly tearing at eachother, so I'm forced to pick a side. I never do, which has hence fucked up my relationship with both my mom and my dad, but that doesn't bug me a ton. I'm also the butt of my friends jokes quite a bit but they're popular so I just put up with it. I guess the best way to put it is that some days are better than others.

[mitte90]

live in halmstad sweden with my girl sakura. cleaning construction materials for a living but on my spare time my biggest hobby is to try to get time for build projects ( have never enoth time ). when im bored i build websites, solder electronics or bugging my friends to go play airsoft ( they never want to) . my big project right now is to build a gameboy like system ( it does not go well right now.. ).

hate my imployer that gives my under minimum pay..

[LoneSoldier55]

live in halmstad sweden with my girl sakura. cleaning construction materials for a living but on my spare time my biggest hobby is to try to get time for build projects ( have never enoth time ). when im bored i build websites, solder electronics or bugging my friends to go play airsoft ( they never want to) . my big project right now is to build a gameboy like system ( it does not go well right now.. ).

hate my imployer that gives my under minimum pay..

>airsoft
My nigger.

[dpy]

I live in San Francisco and it's awesome. During the day I build software at an awesome company. In my free time I drink hang out and ride bikes and build other things, and sometimes play MC too.

[LoneSoldier55]

my mom said that if i play vidogames that computer would become virus so i cant admin k thx

also i hav scoliocis and antograd i am not a retad how did I GET HER JEUS CHIRS