Corrupt a wish

[mitte90]

she falls in love with lone but lone dont love her back so she roundhouse kicks him into a girl.

i wish buckit would release

[LoneSoldier55]

she falls in love with lone but lone dont love her back so she roundhouse kicks him into a girl.

i wish buckit would release

Bukkit Releases early. Unsurpsingly, it breaks the game more than it already is.
I wish minecraft didn't turn to a pile of shit at the Adventure Update.

[el_andres96]

she falls in love with lone but lone dont love her back so she roundhouse kicks him into a girl.

i wish buckit would release

Bukkit Releases early. Unsurpsingly, it breaks the game more than it already is.
I wish minecraft didn't turn to a pile of shit at the Adventure Update.

Instead of turning into a pile of shit, it turns into the best game of the century.
We all play it no-stop. Making us forget what a circle is. Evolution comes back where it begun.

I wish my wish made any sense.

[kickem]

Your wish makes sense and turns out to be some boring-ass wish which no one likes and that makes you upset and you feel rejected to the point that you kill yourself

I wish that minecraft had circles

[LoneSoldier55]

Your wish makes sense and turns out to be some boring-ass wish which no one likes and that makes you upset and you feel rejected to the point that you kill yourself

I wish that minecraft had circles

Minecraft has circles. You get hit by a perfectly circular and frictionless boulder. Its easy for you to give a shit because you're so full of shit, so this shit gets splattered onto the board, and thus causes you to shitpost.

I wish you didn't post.

[kickem]

i dont post and then this thread dies and you become very upset and decide to kill all the ponies in the world, and after that you become depressed and hang yourself

i wish i could make a dirt hoe

[el_andres96]

i dont post and then this thread dies and you become very upset and decide to kill all the ponies in the world, and after that you become depressed and hang yourself

i wish i could make a dirt hoe

You make yourself a dirt hoe. Then it gives you every STD that you can imagine.

I wish I could shrink my left index finger at my will.

[mitte90]

u can shrink ur finger but u cant make i longer again, depression follows and u kill urself with a pencil

i wish u should play minecraft inside a minecraft computer. mineception!

[LoneSoldier55]

u can shrink ur finger but u cant make i longer again, depression follows and u kill urself with a pencil

i wish u should play minecraft inside a minecraft computer. mineception!

Then your computer overheats from not one package of shitty memory leaking code, but two of them. This overheats your processor and makes it unusable, thus causing you mild issues.

I wish I could press the "any" key to continue.