New Release: 50 Shades of Lighting: Part 1

[Elocphant]

The pilot novel of a quirky romance trilogy following TaraTheCat and her adventures in SimplicityPvP!

TaraTheCat is getting married to lover and friend RobbieDoggie! That's when a bolt of freshness hits the dying SimplicityPvP: JamieJamison logs in. This entrancing boy threatens to ruin her marriage, relationships and deconstruct her entire lifestyle... but could he also be an escape from her tired lifestyle, a promise for a more interesting future?





Acclaim

INDIGO011: it drew me in and i even want to read more now! 9.5/10

[Fleshjack]

I bet JamieJamison masturbates violently with a fleshjack. Other than that, shitty by the looks of it.

[SilasOfBorg]

Congratulations Fleshjerk! Your necroshitpost-count has exceeded your IQ. You get an orange participation ribbon!

[Fleshjack]

Its Fleshjack, learn to spell you blind cockwomble. With your observational skills I'm sure your IQ doesn't exceed that of that cunt Planet Khamulio seeing as how you both can't read.

[MrDisingenuous]

Where and when can I buy this book on Amazon?