ARBITRARY WORDS

[SilasOfBorg]

commitment, no. boredom, possibly. insanity, most likely.

[Parexis]

The final episode of my LP was the most evil trap I had ever come up with. The trespasser is tricked into right-clicking underneath a bed (which looks like wood planks on the underside). The trap doesn't work during the day but if it's night-time, checkmate. They die in lava every time they re-spawn, over and over again, for the rest of their life. I didn't intend to test it but... turns out it actually works! I think the only way out is for some other player to go in there and break the bed for me.

PSI03: SimplicityPVP - Part 3. "Friends" https://youtu.be/T8aZ0O-aUkM
Parexis plans to populate a liquefact with hostile mobs. The project starts out simple enough, but then strange things start to happen.

PSI04: SimplicityPVP - Part 4. "Not a Lie" https://youtu.be/fmc4TMPlpkY
Parexis journeys through the Nether dimension, finds the throat of the world, builds a buoy, and enjoys a simple sunset.

PSI05: SimplicityPVP - Part 5. "Bastion" https://youtu.be/HqfE-jufac0
Parexis discovers an ancient mob-system, totally pacifies a monster-ravine, and builds a secret storage-sanctuary.

PSI06: SimplicityPVP - Part 6. "The Crypt" https://youtu.be/5922WBmK9vM
Having discovered an abandoned mob-system near his base, Parexis decides to renovate the ancient architecture.

PSI07: SimplicityPVP - Part 7. "Troublemaking" https://youtu.be/1DFYXhDYi1U
Parexis raids some scoundrel's chickens, rigs a TNT-trap he learned over the void, and then builds something amazing.

PSI08: SimplicityPVP - Part 8. "Checkmate" https://youtu.be/mqVy7IQ2ggM
Parexis decides to build a maximum-security secret-entrance death-trap. What happens next proves that it is actually possible to lose the game of Minecraft.

Sorry for the delay in posting these. I got really sad because my first two videos were downvoted, and I couldn't figure out why. That made me feel like I had done something wrong. Upon reflection, what is meant by the "trashbin tier of entertainment", I now understand to be wholly contained within the mind of my enemies.


Why has this thread become such an uninteresting discussion? Shame on LoneSoldier55 for always keeping on the topic of wannabe forum trolls. Know that if you only possessed the brilliant rhetorical skills of Lex Luthar, you would be so much a greater man.


In unrelated news, I created a subreddit for this server: SimplicityPvP Unofficial Forum. Submissions must be from players on Simplicity PvP, and must be on-topic. https://www.reddit.com/r/simpvp/

[LoneSoldier55]

the topic was uninteresting to begin with, you walking around and going through the motions that literally over thousands of other people have gone through

get your reddit cancer out of here

[Yukar9]

At least he's doing something, you're just posting pointless shit on a forum.

[LoneSoldier55]

doing something doesn't always mean doing something good