Humor me.
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Humor me.
Heard any great jokes recently? Share! Laughter is good. Forget all the arguing going on, laugh a bit, and help others laugh. And please refrain from corny puns.
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Re: Humor me.
Alright, so these two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the bartender, "Aoowauouahouwhaahwuahohoauuuuu!!!"
The second whale says, "Shut up, Frank, you're drunk."
The first whale says to the bartender, "Aoowauouahouwhaahwuahohoauuuuu!!!"
The second whale says, "Shut up, Frank, you're drunk."
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A man walks into a bar.
jklol, Tell me foshniz, can your penis touch your asshole?
jklol, Tell me foshniz, can your penis touch your asshole?
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Why would i take the time to try and find out? That would not only be gay, but also be incest. :P
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Re: Humor me.
I got one from a philosophical book I'm reading.
Two men walk into a bar. The first asks the second what he works as.
"I'm a logician"
"What's a logician?"
"It means I use logic in my work"
"How so?"
"Let me show you. Do you happen to have an aquarium?"
"Yes, actually."
"So you must like water"
"Yes, I do"
"So you must like beachs as well"
"Yeah"
"And walking with your girlfriend along the beach?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"so you must be a heterosexual."
"yeah"
The logician then left, and someone else walked by and asked the first man who he was talking to.
"He's a logician"
"whats that?"
"it means he uses logic in his work"
"how so?"
"let me explain, do you have an aquarium?"
"no"
"then you must be a homosexual."
Two men walk into a bar. The first asks the second what he works as.
"I'm a logician"
"What's a logician?"
"It means I use logic in my work"
"How so?"
"Let me show you. Do you happen to have an aquarium?"
"Yes, actually."
"So you must like water"
"Yes, I do"
"So you must like beachs as well"
"Yeah"
"And walking with your girlfriend along the beach?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"so you must be a heterosexual."
"yeah"
The logician then left, and someone else walked by and asked the first man who he was talking to.
"He's a logician"
"whats that?"
"it means he uses logic in his work"
"how so?"
"let me explain, do you have an aquarium?"
"no"
"then you must be a homosexual."
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Alright, why are mathematicians afraid of Christmas? (dec. 25)
Because it's on Halloween! (oct. 31)
Props to people that payed enough attention in school to get this.
Because it's on Halloween! (oct. 31)
Props to people that payed enough attention in school to get this.
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I have some good racist jokes... Is anyone here Mexican?
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I have like too many racist jokes, but i'm not saying them, just in case i seriously offend folks. :P
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Lol, foshniz, if you can then go fuck yourself.
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Again, that would be very homosexual, which i am not, and then there's the issue about it being incest... :P