So I take it you don't have an aquarium, thenFoSchnizzle wrote:Again, that would be very homosexual, which i am not, and then there's the issue about it being incest... :P
Humor me.
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No, according to the joke, I would have an aquarium. The man with an aquarium is the heterosexual, and the man he later meets is a homosexual because he doesn't have an aquarium, and i have stated that i am no a homosexual.
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WTF?!
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Logic, mate. Now back to the jokes. Come on people, be humorous!
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
What's more fun than swinging a baby at 80 mph on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
What's more fun than swinging a baby at 80 mph on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
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How do you get a dead baby to float in a bathtub?
Take yer foot off its head.
Take yer foot off its head.
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I know....
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Well, it's only dark if you think that it is. Which I don't, so it isn't, wasn't, and most likely won't be. Stegosaurus.
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Your mother. She is so fat that on her profile, it says "enjoys short walks to the fridge"