Corrupt a wish

[Bloop the poop]

You have money, get drunk and rape a hoar and get arrested, hooray have fun in jail.

I wish I didn't have so many damn tests today.

[FoSchnizzle]

You have plenty of money, bring a briefcase full of the currency you use, but lose your ID and can't find it for years to come.
I wish minecraft was a better game to waste time with.

[Bloop the poop]

It becomes better and you flunk all your tests because you spend 2 much tiem on it
i wish fo answered my wishes

[FoSchnizzle]

I answer your wish, but neglect it. Fuck you, Bloop.
Like I'm not getting bad grades already... ;)
I wish that there was less, yet more, and a tad more substance to it all.

[RevStoningpot]

you get less nut it's still more than bloop yet the tad more substance does not make it substatual enough to grab hold of.

I wish i got laid by a hot skinny girl with no stds for a good long time.

[mitte90]

u get laid but it turns out this skinny girl are crazy and force u into marriage

i wish people would stop waking me when i have worked all night

[yourcreepyuncle]

People stop waking you after you have been working all night, but your lack of sleep forces you into and unending dream complex; Inception. You eventually fall into limbo.
I wish I could chill with Bob Marley for a day

[mitte90]

u get to chill with bob marley but find out he dont say much anymore and smell like he have decompose for like 30 years

i wish it was easyer to setup a mail server...

[FoSchnizzle]

It becomes so easy that everyone starts one, and the universe becomes obsolete.
I wish that the universe wasn't.

[LoneSoldier55]

The universe isn't, and instead becomes a dildo.

I wish that Fo would ruin his 1337 post count just to reply to this.