Humor me.

[worldruler086]

Again, that would be very homosexual, which i am not, and then there's the issue about it being incest... :P

So I take it you don't have an aquarium, then

[FoSchnizzle]

No, according to the joke, I would have an aquarium. The man with an aquarium is the heterosexual, and the man he later meets is a homosexual because he doesn't have an aquarium, and i have stated that i am no a homosexual.

[Gingeronamission]

WTF?!

[FoSchnizzle]

Logic, mate. Now back to the jokes. Come on people, be humorous!

[FoSchnizzle]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What's more fun than swinging a baby at 80 mph on a clothesline?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl?

With a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

[FoSchnizzle]

How do you get a dead baby to float in a bathtub?

Take yer foot off its head.

[mitte90]

dark....XD

[Gingeronamission]

I know....

[FoSchnizzle]

Well, it's only dark if you think that it is. Which I don't, so it isn't, wasn't, and most likely won't be. Stegosaurus.

[FoSchnizzle]

Your mother. She is so fat that on her profile, it says "enjoys short walks to the fridge"