Corrupt a wish

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LoneSoldier55 wrote:Yukar Reverses the X-ray policy and I destroy all my chests and claim that I had over 9001 diamond blocks. Everyone belives me and I spew diamond all over spawn, therefore making diamonds less valuble than dirt, corrupting the economy.

I wish all the bots would leave this fourm alone.
For some odd reason, the bots are unable to access the site, this catches the attention of Government agencies. They arrest yukar and shut down the site on suspicion of terrorism (makes so much sense amirite?)
I wish for the old spawn with the bedrock bridges.
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The bedrock at spawn becomes unprotected due to a short-sighted admin. A team consisting of 20 greifers team up and use diamond pickaxes to destroy the bedrock over a course of 24 hours with the help of paperweights, unsafe amounts of caffine, and lack of something better to do. The spawn floats in the sky forEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR and everyone jumps after going insane.

I wish that I had One-thousand, Two-Hundred, Nintey-Five dollars and Thirty-one Cents!
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You gain all of that money, but you are suddenly suspected of illegal activity because of your sudden and random gain. The government then searches your computer, finds you large stash of illegal child porn, and you are jailed for the next 30 years.
I wish I was free.
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You gain freedom, however it isn't long before the police find you and drag you back to your dystopia, where you are tortured for attemping to escape.
I wish that we discover another alien race.
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Duh, the alien race enslaves us for lifetimes of buttsex.
I wish my soul was less dark.
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FoSchnizzle wrote:Duh, the alien race enslaves us for lifetimes of buttsex.
I wish my soul was less dark.
Your soul becomes less dark, however an accident causes your hair to become ginger, your soul vanishes.
I wish i could fly a jet irl.
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You fly the jet irl, but then the americans mistake you for a russian and blow you out of the sky.

I wish I could have a bob long g6r.
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The bob long g6r kills you in a freak accident caused by the boundary being lifted.
I wish I was invincible, and lived forever. Try that.
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You turn invincible and live forever, so you jump into a big hole and get trapped forever.
I wish I could be an otter.
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You get eaten by Canadians for beaver impersonation.
I wish was a professional body builder like everyone else out there.
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