Corrupt a wish

[LoneSoldier55]

Please look at what I posted before hand. Most of them actually had a descriptive story with them. Not simply "I wish I wasn't so awesome."

[FoSchnizzle]

I wish everyone talked in ragefaces.

Yeah. Elaborate wish, bro.

[waronchickens97]

I.wish people would start talking about wishes before this thread dies.

[LoneSoldier55]

The thread has over 100 replies. I think it's run its course once Fo decided to destroy it.

[FoSchnizzle]

I decided to destroy it? Lone, what the fuck happened to you, man? One day, you're fine with plenty of shit, the next, you just find a million reasons to hate.

[TLRedemption]

Alright enough, let's keep this thread going... if you guys want to argue use the PM's.
I wish for this server to last a long time.

[FoSchnizzle]

The server lasts longer than Yukar's life, and he entrusts it into Rev's hands, who, naturally, tries to set things right, but miserably fails, just as anyone would, and the kills himself from stress, entrusting the server to mitte, and each OP falls in turn until the server crashes, and nobody bothers to restart it.
I wish for a comfortable compromise in the arguments here and arguments here to come.

[TLRedemption]

There is for a while, however it descends into chaos, and WW3 is started.
I wish people would stop babbling on about Dec 21st 2012.

[FoSchnizzle]

People cease the babble,but turns out, they were right. And duh, we all die.
I wish i had SUPAHPOWAHS!

[TLRedemption]

You gain superpowers, however it is the ability to turn into a rock, umad?
I wish i could hold the world hostage for... 1 MILLION DOLLARS *DUN DUN DUN... DUN DUN DUN*