Corrupt a wish

[FoSchnizzle]

If you're holding the world hostage, you cold get way more than 1 million. And, the world includes all the money there. Have fun. I don't even need to add a twist for that wish to be corrupt.
I wish wishes wished better when wishing.

[RevStoningpot]

Wishes begin wishing better than wishing but then their wishing creates a new standard and wishes have to wish even better which again forces wishes to wish better and he cycle goes on untill the whole universe is wished out of existance.

I wish i could make a little baby testificate of my own

[FoSchnizzle]

You get your baby testificate, but to do so, you must make love to the ugly ass, lifeless villagers with no fashion sense and no personality. (Thanks, Mojang. Sure added a ton to the game there.)
I wish that being on the spawn platform was okay.

[Bloop the poop]

It's okay, and everybody thinks your an admin and beats the shit out of you while your supposedly in 'god mode' and you get beaten to death instead.

I wish I wouldn't feel guilty about getting that empire sniper paintball gun.......

[FoSchnizzle]

You cease to feel guilt. And you cease to feel pain. Or emotion. Or life. We'll miss you.
I wish there was an easier way.

[Bloop the poop]

There's an easier way, too easy. It's a trap. You die crying as a snipers .50 cal bullet blows ur brainz out

[mitte90]

i wish for warmer weather

[FoSchnizzle]

The weather becomes hotter than the sun. We burn.

I wish Youngs could make a decent argument.

[RevStoningpot]

he makes one and it is "i'll just leave and every one will be happy" ummm corrupt for he not for me

I wish i had the server power to make a proper vanilla server myself

[FoSchnizzle]

Well, needless to say, it ends up like this hellhole of arguments.
I wish that there was a reasonable solution that satisfies everyone.