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If you're holding the world hostage, you cold get way more than 1 million. And, the world includes all the money there. Have fun. I don't even need to add a twist for that wish to be corrupt.
I wish wishes wished better when wishing.

Wishes begin wishing better than wishing but then their wishing creates a new standard and wishes have to wish even better which again forces wishes to wish better and he cycle goes on untill the whole universe is wished out of existance.

I wish i could make a little baby testificate of my own

You get your baby testificate, but to do so, you must make love to the ugly ass, lifeless villagers with no fashion sense and no personality. (Thanks, Mojang. Sure added a ton to the game there.)
I wish that being on the spawn platform was okay.

It's okay, and everybody thinks your an admin and beats the shit out of you while your supposedly in 'god mode' and you get beaten to death instead.

I wish I wouldn't feel guilty about getting that empire sniper paintball gun.......

You cease to feel guilt. And you cease to feel pain. Or emotion. Or life. We'll miss you.
I wish there was an easier way.

There's an easier way, too easy. It's a trap. You die crying as a snipers .50 cal bullet blows ur brainz out

i wish for warmer weather

The weather becomes hotter than the sun. We burn.

I wish Youngs could make a decent argument.

he makes one and it is "i'll just leave and every one will be happy" ummm corrupt for he not for me

I wish i had the server power to make a proper vanilla server myself

Well, needless to say, it ends up like this hellhole of arguments.
I wish that there was a reasonable solution that satisfies everyone.