Corrupt a wish

[RevStoningpot]

This is a fun little thing i've seen on other forums. If you don't know how it works; one player makes a wish then the next poster grants that wish with a twist that makes it bad.

I wish sand stone could make stairs.

[LoneSoldier55]

Your sandstone stairs crumple miserably into dust as you walk on them, you fall off the second story of your house, break your legs, and are eaten by zombies as night falls.

I wish I could find eden.

[TLRedemption]

After a long journey you find eden, but as you are about to enter you trigger a trap and die, with no way to return.
I wish assas and his team would leave and never come back.

[LoneSoldier55]

But then his team was the sole core of hatred for everyone in the server, and alas, everyone forms alliances in the server and there is nobody left to kill.

I wish oreo would drop his balls.

[TLRedemption]

But then his team was the sole core of hatred for everyone in the server, and alas, everyone forms alliances in the server and there is nobody left to kill.

I wish oreo would drop his balls.

Oreo drops his balls and becomes more intelligent, way too intelligent, eventually he becomes an egotistic prick with intelligence.
I wish i had a full set of dia armor with protection V and a sharpness V sword.

[LoneSoldier55]

While exploring in a deep underground cave, you swing your sword and chop the head clean off of a zombie, but you fail to controll the trajectory of it, and as it flies to a small chink inbetween the boots and leggings of your armor, it slices your left foot clean off. You begin loosing large amounts of blood and eventually die to infection and blood loss.

I wish that Plankerman would let me come to your base.

[TLRedemption]

Plankerman agrees to allow you to visit tommorow, however the next day we get x-rayed, and Plankerman refuses to allow anyone in after that, barring you from the visit.
I wish i knew where Xestia's secret room with all his treasure was at.
(Are these wishes restricted to only minecraft related stuff?)

[LoneSoldier55]

You finally find Xestia's chests full of loot. You being to haul everything back to your base in the nether. However, halfway through, you become exahusted, and attempt to sleep in a bed you brought with you. As you being to lay down, the bed erupts into a firey explosion, blowing your limbs off and killing you instantly. The loot falls into a nearby fire.

I wish that bloop would stop talking about paintball.

[TLRedemption]

You finally find Xestia's chests full of loot. You being to haul everything back to your base in the nether. However, halfway through, you become exahusted, and attempt to sleep in a bed you brought with you. As you being to lay down, the bed erupts into a firey explosion, blowing your limbs off and killing you instantly. The loot falls into a nearby fire.

I wish that bloop would stop talking about paintball.

Bloop stops talking about paintball, and instead becomes a weaboo, he brings an army of people like him from 4-chan and destroys the forums.
I wish yukar would reverse his x-ray policy.

[LoneSoldier55]

Yukar Reverses the X-ray policy and I destroy all my chests and claim that I had over 9001 diamond blocks. Everyone belives me and I spew diamond all over spawn, therefore making diamonds less valuble than dirt, corrupting the economy.

I wish all the bots would leave this fourm alone.