Corrupt a wish

[FoSchnizzle]

It isn't. You live forever, with no decent humor to keep you company.
I wish these responses were more substantial.

[mitte90]

they are and u die(sorry last oneXD)

i wish i had a girl in my bed

[FoSchnizzle]

You do, but you turn her lesbian and she immediately leaves your bed after seeing you.
I wish pain was nonexistent. How about that?

[mitte90]

u feel no pain and shop off ur hand leaving u to bleed out and DIE!!!:>

i wish the lesbian in my bed wants a 3 way:P

[RevStoningpot]

wow that's a lot of shopping

[mitte90]

i wish everyone spelled as bad as i doXD

[FoSchnizzle]

Evryon strast speliggn as bda ad yu du mytt.
I wish I wasn't getting creepy phone calls from girls two years younger than me right now...

[RevStoningpot]

oh no two year what a terrible age gap! you silly kid tap that while you still can. Okay here comes a double corrupt

The lesbian in mittes bed is all for a 3way. Fo, accepting my advice, answers the booty call and turns out she's mitte's lesbian and he's the 3rd way

I wish i could make slime blocks

[FoSchnizzle]

Slime blocks are poisonous, killing you instantly. And slowly and painfully.

I wish dpylz wasn't back.

[Bloop the poop]

He died, and you suffer from mass depression and throw yourself over a railing.

I wish I didn't have such proper spelling.