Corrupt a wish

[RevStoningpot]

instantly. And slowly

[mitte90]

BOOM.. damn my sense detector have a really bad day

[FoSchnizzle]

That was the point rev. Bloop, you become a complete idiot, and nobody likes you any more or less than right now. See what I did there?
I wish dpylz wasn't such an asshole.

[Fluz43]

dpylz becomes normal, and destroys the balance between normality and complete asshole-ness, therefore putting everyone into a state of constant smartass-like state of mind.

I wish that the server had more animals.

[FoSchnizzle]

The server is now overrun by ocelots, keeping all creepers away, destroying the game.
I wish i could live to be 100.

[Fluz43]

You turn 100, and the flames from the candles burn you alive, and your family eats you as dinner the following day.

I wish the temporary server won't get wiped (Having two servers.)

[TLRedemption]

You turn 100, and the flames from the candles burn you alive, and your family eats you as dinner the following day.

I wish the temporary server won't get wiped (Having two servers.)

That was pretty fucked up broski.
The temporary server doesn't get wiped, however debate threads are started up by people who hate having 2 maps and they skyrocket to about 20 pages of neverending debate.
I wish i had the week off.

[FoSchnizzle]

You now have the week off. And the following week. And the weeks after until the day you die. Have fun making money with every week off in the future.
I wish I had a life outside of... This.

[yourcreepyuncle]

You get a life outside of this, and babes flock to you. You hook up with the hottest one, and she turns out to have an STD and you die.
I wish...

[FoSchnizzle]

Your three dots betray you. The first one knocks you out, the second ties you up, and the third beats the livid hell out of you with your own belly button.
I wish there was a special rank for hitting 1k posts.