Beliefs.

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LoneSoldier55
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Re: Beliefs.

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inb4 this is not god's word

back to /r/atheism pls digger
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http://imgur.com/0YmgipC

I think I found proof of god's existence
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Haha.. I would have loved to see Billy Mays sell God.
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Re: Beliefs.

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mitte90 wrote:
Mr_Hole_Digger1 wrote:
Gnatogryz wrote:Wacky world of believers: testimony = proof, as long as it proves their own religion. Why don't you take spiritual experiences of Muslims, Hindus or Buddhists equally seriously?
Believe it or not, all religions originate from the Bible. I'm not saying they are a part of the Bible, but they have similar traits that people have taken out from it.
Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists are demonic. Stay away from them, they don't offer the love of God or eternal life in heaven.
ok.... so all the religion are based on the bible and are demonic... does that not make the bible demonic?
and christianity is based on Judaism so are the muslim faith

u cant be this dumb... i say troll
The Bible talks about demonic things, but the Bible itself is pure, holy and written by people inspired by God. The Bible contains history, stories, life lessons, wisdom, commandments from God and lots of other things.

But you don't have to read the Bible to become a Christian, it's wise too, but if you really think you should, I think you probably should.

All you got to do to become a follower of God is to accept Him into your heart and choose to believe He is real and the one and only creator - that is all it takes. God says; "blessed are those who choose to follow me even if they have not seen me". It's all about faith. Like you have in you own beliefs.
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You gotta retweet 10 of his tweets to get to the VIP section of heaven.
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miniwimi wrote:I thought you ha to follow the Pope on Twitter to get into heaven. He said something like that.
Are you joking or is that what you actually thought it took?

It doesn't take good deeds or certain ways of acting or doing things, you don't have to be perfect, holy or whatever, but you should try to be.

It's two things: Believing that God is our one true god and having faith in Him.

Christianity is being corrupted and twisted, take Mormonism for instance; they claim they are Christian when they aren't. Mormonism is a cult, a way the devil deceives people by thinking they must do good deeds, be perfect to get into heaven and that they get to be their own god in heaven. If you don't do enough good deeds, you don't go to heaven or you go to a 'lower' heaven. http://carm.org/mormon-beliefs

This ain't not how a loving God would make things, according to what I believe, God invites everyone to come into heaven if they choose to follow Him. What a great gift from God eh? You don't need to work your way up and get brownie points doing 'good deeds' to get into heaven according to what the Bible says.

Do the research yourselves please so you don't just think it is my opinion on the matter. http://carm.org/what-is-christianity
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I find it funny that not only did you go through off-topic to revive this thread, but you ignored all the arguments made except for mittes. What a waste, was gnat and worldruler too much for you?
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Yeah, those arguments are a lost cause, gnat and worldruler don't even want to consider so I won't bother with them.
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Mr_Hole_Digger1 wrote:Yeah, those arguments are actually good, and I don't think I can even argue against them because it goes beyond what little I know.
Fixed. Or prove me wrong, because to anyone it looks like you're just pussying out. You reply to easy arguments and then the rest you dismiss as "beyond hope".
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