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RevStoningpot wrote:They do and the sort you get is rotten flesh

I wish i could transport my villagers through my nether tunnel already

You're able to but in the middle of it a peice collapses and they all fall into lava.

I wish my etek 4 would stop f*cking leaking.

It does but nobody knows what that is, so nothing really changes.

I wish you could spot enemy boats in BF3.

Battlefield 3 promptly becomes battlefield 2, causing the universe to implode.
I wish potatos werentvso god damn useless.

Potatoes gain another use, and it is a potion ingredient that turns potions back into water again.

I wish creepers were breedable in captivity with little creeper babies (nope, no way to corrupt that wish)

The creeper babies have very short tempers, and a blast radius many times larger than that of a normal creeper. As much as someone being within a hundred blocks of them will set them off, and the explosion will crash any server host to the demons.

I wish that there were enchantments for hoes.

The only enchantment available on hoes is one that adds /suicide command and is availabe only on diamond hoes. The uselessness quickly destroys your braincells and you turn into bloop
I wish they would introduce cheese to minecraft.

They introduce cheese, but the process of creating cheese is incredibly precise, and doing as much as using milk that isn't fresh from the cow would cause it to poison any food in your inventory or the chests where the cheese is stored, and cheese ends up only feeding you worth half a point, not to mention that it has no crafting purposes.

I wish that Minecraft was, simply put, perfected. No more lag issues, no more people whining for updates, and no more terrain generation changes.

The asians buy minecraft and make it a perfect communist society. We may have lostbour free will, but no more unloaded chunks eh?
I wish capes were better.

Capes become available to all, and are forever regarded as part of your skin, making them nothing special, any more than we think of the hunger bar or xp nowadays.

I wish more could be done with xp.

You can now use xp to summon creepers,leavng all of minecraftia in ruins in a matter of seconds.
I wish notch had a better beard.