Corrupt a wish

[RevStoningpot]

Notch grows a wicked beard of vipers but they turn on and kill him

I wish XP were more properly known as MP mana/magic points

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

It becomes known as mana, but then you have the problem of little kids running around complaining about how it isn't like the mana in other games, and they want it to be simple and nice like a comfy table.

I wish there was nothing to wish for.

[Bloop the poop]

There's nothing to wish for and the thread dies once again, so people can't satisfy your strange fetish of having your 'wishes' granted with a cruel twist.

I wish I didn't have to go to F*cking calgary to visit my grandparents.

[RevStoningpot]

Well lucky you! Your grandparents just blew up in a tanker truck accident. You don't even have to go to the funeral, they're already cremated.

I wish saddled pigs could be steered in water when riding.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Saddled pigs can now be steered in water when riding, but when they do, they flounder about and constantly lose control, doing about 70 hearts of damage to the player per tick. And don't that suck.

I wish that there was a simple, easy way to move around quickly in the nether.

[LoneSoldier55]

There is but it makes you gay.
I wish for infinite wishes.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

You gain infinite wishes, but whatever magical force that is granting these wishes decides, "Lone's an asshole. Fuck this guy," and so while you have an infinite number of wishes, you only have three days to live, no matter what wishes you make to counter that fact.

I wish that magic was real.

[LoneSoldier55]

You gain infinite wishes, but whatever magical force that is granting these wishes decides, "Lone's an asshole. Fuck this guy," and so while you have an infinite number of wishes, you only have three days to live, no matter what wishes you make to counter that fact.

I wish that magic was real.

Only the magic of Friendship becomes real. The world quickly turns everyone into ponies and equestria, the end.
I wish the Magic of Friendship were real.

[Melvin3000]

The magic of freindship is real and you end up being freinds with me.

I wish i could make lone mad.

[LoneSoldier55]

You do but it makes you gay.
I wish Melvin would leave.