Corrupt a wish

[yourcreepyuncle]

You become a professional body builder, however, you get into steroids and your balls shrink into nothing.
I wish, for a fish, with my fish wish dish.

[FoSchnizzle]

The fish turns out to be a landeating shark and the world ends. Your dish gets shattered and creates a black hole, making all llamas extinct.
I wish for an infinite number of wishes to continue, and yes, all of these wishes are legit.

[Bloop the poop]

All these wishes continue until one of them has no twist and you get sadistically murdured by Uncle.

I wish my math partners weren't a bunch of retarded sluts

[FoSchnizzle]

Your math partners end up being far superior to you and outsmart you in every way, making you so jealous that you commit suicide.
I wish Mojang would fix their damn game before adding unnecessary shit.

[RevStoningpot]

Mojang fixes a few thing but stops for a few months to send you an email for getting back on topic

I wish minecraft came with extra texture packs built in.

[FoSchnizzle]

Minecraft now comes with three new texture packs; Darkened Default, Invisible, and Brightened Default.
I wish minecraft had that mod support that's been talked about.

[waronchickens97]

Jeb adds mod support but then realises he shouldn't have to fix notch's broken game.
I wish could get op powers.

[mitte90]

u get op powers, u get crazy from all the noobs and commits suicide.
i wish all noob disappeared.

[Bloop the poop]

All the n00bs dissappear, and then Yukar de-ops you for being useless.

I wish mojang would get their heads out of their asses and make something that's "Final".

[RevStoningpot]

mojang takes head out of ass and put's head in bloop's ass and says "This is the final place for our head"

I wish bloop would learn english