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You become a professional body builder, however, you get into steroids and your balls shrink into nothing.
I wish, for a fish, with my fish wish dish.

The fish turns out to be a landeating shark and the world ends. Your dish gets shattered and creates a black hole, making all llamas extinct.
I wish for an infinite number of wishes to continue, and yes, all of these wishes are legit.

All these wishes continue until one of them has no twist and you get sadistically murdured by Uncle.

I wish my math partners weren't a bunch of retarded sluts

Your math partners end up being far superior to you and outsmart you in every way, making you so jealous that you commit suicide.
I wish Mojang would fix their damn game before adding unnecessary shit.

Mojang fixes a few thing but stops for a few months to send you an email for getting back on topic

I wish minecraft came with extra texture packs built in.

Minecraft now comes with three new texture packs; Darkened Default, Invisible, and Brightened Default.
I wish minecraft had that mod support that's been talked about.

Jeb adds mod support but then realises he shouldn't have to fix notch's broken game.
I wish could get op powers.

u get op powers, u get crazy from all the noobs and commits suicide.
i wish all noob disappeared.

All the n00bs dissappear, and then Yukar de-ops you for being useless.

I wish mojang would get their heads out of their asses and make something that's "Final".

mojang takes head out of ass and put's head in bloop's ass and says "This is the final place for our head"

I wish bloop would learn english