Corrupt a wish

[RevStoningpot]

he does but only cuz you turn gay and go with him.

I have no wish

[LoneSoldier55]

The you get turned into a gaylord.
I wish how what consider do not even.

[waronchickens97]

You are gang raped by grammer nazis and promptly quit the internet. Hunanity cannot survive without your gifs and collapses into a singularity, causing the destruction of life, the universe and everything. On the 21'st of december 2012.

I wish gangham style wasnt going to reach 1 billion views tomorrow thusly fulfilling nostradamus, prediction and killing us all.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

It didn't, but you die anyways because fuck you.

I wish that Lone and Melvin could just get along.

[waronchickens97]

The sheer unlikeliness of this causes everyone on earth to lose all their money to the bookmakers who band together to form a new world order, not realising until too late that the friendship has has created a rift in the space time continuum, destroying all life on earth on, you guessed it, the 21st of december 2012.
I wish they would put off the end of the world till after christmas so i can reach 10th prestige on blops 2.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

The end of the world gets delayed, but all of the furious hell demons come out early anyways and just tear shit up until the world officially ends later on.

I wish that everything was perfect, and nothing ever got boring. Good luck with that one.

[Melvin3000]

Humans don't tend to fall into the realm of perfect, meaaning all humans are gone.

I wish i knew where avalon was....

[LoneSoldier55]

Humans don't tend to fall into the realm of perfect, meaaning all humans are gone.

I wish i knew where avalon was....

You do, but then I completely own you and send you back to spawn, promptly picking avalon up onto my shoudlers, go back to collect Eden and the Hive, then dump them even further away than where rev is.

I wish Eden was never Pwned

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Eden was never Pwned, but it's impossible to get there. For anyone. And so it falls into ruin.

I wish the server was updated.

[Melvin3000]

Eden was never Pwned, but it's impossible to get there. For anyone. And so it falls into ruin.

I wish the server was updated.

The server updates, but mojang releases 1.4.7 10 minutes later.

I wish that this wish couldn't be twisted.