Corrupt a wish

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Well, your wish can't be twisted, but your perception of reality can. So, look to your left. Now smell to your right. And neither of those were any of the above.

I wish that Melvin isn't the one to corrupt this wish.

[Melvin]

He isn't

I wish I was slim shady, yes the real slim shady

[waronchickens97]

Youre not black enough to be white.
I wish someone would put melvin out of our misery

[LoneSoldier55]

I do, then everyone worships me instead of hates me.
I wish Melvin had a better way to spend his time.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

He does, but he chooses not to.

I wish that monopoly money would become the only true form of currency, and people have to play cut-throat games of monopoly just to get by.

[LoneSoldier55]

Monopoly money, due to it's easy printing, inflates more than German Marks after the first world war. (A 5,000,000 German Mark was worth less than a penny) Thereby, this makes Monopoly money useless.

I don't even have a wish.

[TLRedemption]

Monopoly money, due to it's easy printing, inflates more than German Marks after the first world war. (A 5,000,000 German Mark was worth less than a penny) Thereby, this makes Monopoly money useless.

I don't even have a wish.

Because you don't have any wishes you feel you want to achieve nothing in life and become depressed and kill yourself with suicide putty.
I wish everyone who believed in doomsday would have a giant sign shown infront of them that said "YOU WERE WRONG LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOLOLL"

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

All of the people that believed in doomsday have giant signs in front of them, but so does anyone else that has ever expressed a particular belief, so really, everyone laughs at everyone else for being so stupid.

I wish there was a purpose to the fireworks recently added.

[LoneSoldier55]

All of the people that believed in doomsday have giant signs in front of them, but so does anyone else that has ever expressed a particular belief, so really, everyone laughs at everyone else for being so stupid.

I wish there was a purpose to the fireworks recently added.

There is, Lagbomb 2012.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Make a goddamn wish. Don't just sit there. Fight back, you coward!