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Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:47 am
by FoSchnizzleTheSecond
Well, your wish can't be twisted, but your perception of reality can. So, look to your left. Now smell to your right. And neither of those were any of the above.

I wish that Melvin isn't the one to corrupt this wish.

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:06 pm
by Melvin
He isn't

I wish I was slim shady, yes the real slim shady

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:48 pm
by waronchickens97
Youre not black enough to be white.
I wish someone would put melvin out of our misery

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:14 pm
by LoneSoldier55
I do, then everyone worships me instead of hates me.
I wish Melvin had a better way to spend his time.

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:31 pm
by FoSchnizzleTheSecond
He does, but he chooses not to.

I wish that monopoly money would become the only true form of currency, and people have to play cut-throat games of monopoly just to get by.

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:58 pm
by LoneSoldier55
Monopoly money, due to it's easy printing, inflates more than German Marks after the first world war. (A 5,000,000 German Mark was worth less than a penny) Thereby, this makes Monopoly money useless.

I don't even have a wish.

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:36 pm
by TLRedemption
LoneSoldier55 wrote:Monopoly money, due to it's easy printing, inflates more than German Marks after the first world war. (A 5,000,000 German Mark was worth less than a penny) Thereby, this makes Monopoly money useless.

I don't even have a wish.
Because you don't have any wishes you feel you want to achieve nothing in life and become depressed and kill yourself with suicide putty.
I wish everyone who believed in doomsday would have a giant sign shown infront of them that said "YOU WERE WRONG LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOLOLL"

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:18 pm
by FoSchnizzleTheSecond
All of the people that believed in doomsday have giant signs in front of them, but so does anyone else that has ever expressed a particular belief, so really, everyone laughs at everyone else for being so stupid.

I wish there was a purpose to the fireworks recently added.

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:29 pm
by LoneSoldier55
FoSchnizzleTheSecond wrote:All of the people that believed in doomsday have giant signs in front of them, but so does anyone else that has ever expressed a particular belief, so really, everyone laughs at everyone else for being so stupid.

I wish there was a purpose to the fireworks recently added.
There is, Lagbomb 2012.

Re: Corrupt a wish

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:40 am
by FoSchnizzleTheSecond
Make a goddamn wish. Don't just sit there. Fight back, you coward!