Corrupt a wish

[boughbiller]

well, I wish we could make shields in minecraft.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

You can, but all that they shield you from is the flailing tentacles of squid. Boats still break if they hit one, though.
I wish endstone had more uses.

[Bloop the poop]

It does, everybody uses up all the endstone, and the end just becomes one giant fucking void.

[LoneSoldier55]

It does, everybody uses up all the endstone, and the end just becomes one giant fucking void.

You didn't make a wish.

Anyways I wish minecraft had better pathfinding for mobs and mobs could notice you from a much further distance and effectively set up ambushes. Hordes of roaming mobs at night would be even fucking cooler, yo.

[KennyKatsu]

Anyways I wish minecraft had better pathfinding for mobs and mobs could notice you from a much further distance and effectively set up ambushes. Hordes of roaming mobs at night would be even fucking cooler, yo.

Mobs notice you and set up ambushes, but there has been so many updates that the mobs overload your computer and it explodes.

I wish I was immortal and I could teleport where ever I want.

(You just try to make it corrupt...)

[boughbiller]

Granted, you are immortal only when you teleport.

I wish there were goats in Minecraft.

[KennyKatsu]

Mo' creatures gets installed to the official minecraft and you have a lot of goat pets, but you die of hunger and the goats eat all your diamond stuff and you rage quit minecraft forever...

I wish that pigs would fly in minecraft.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Pigs can fly, but the game's just gone to hell, become some little ten year old's bitch, and nobody outside of middle school feels inclined to play it anymore.

I wish that the game was more simple. At some point, the extra features are just pushing it too far.

[KennyKatsu]

The game becomes more simple and everyone stops playing it and everyone in the mojang team quits.

I wish I could nuke spawn.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

You didn't really corrupt my wish there, but okay.
You nuke spawn, but nobody gives a shit, duh.

I wish Minecraft had cooler squids.