Corrupt a wish

[TLRedemption]

You get whatever that means and it results in anyone who reads such a wish to say "wut." This then angers the people who then will attack you based on your beliefs.

I wish America made a better rifle than the M16A1 in the Veitnam war.

The americans came up with a better design, but they still lose the war, and in this timeline the british make a better weapon than the L85, which is actually even better than the design the americans come up with.
I wish fags like khamulio and hole digger would stop polluting the forum.

[el_andres96]

You get whatever that means and it results in anyone who reads such a wish to say "wut." This then angers the people who then will attack you based on your beliefs.

I wish America made a better rifle than the M16A1 in the Veitnam war.

The americans came up with a better design, but they still lose the war, and in this timeline the british make a better weapon than the L85, which is actually even better than the design the americans come up with.
I wish fags like khamulio and hole digger would stop polluting the forum.

They stop polluting the server but then we don't have anyone to pollute it so we become a perfect society and it get so boring that we all leave.

I wish Ed the horse would be real.

[kickem]

Ed the horse is real and you are really happy until you realise there us no way to get hin to shut up, so eventually you get pissed with his never ending blabber and you commit suicide

I wish I could hit endermen with arrows

[LoneSoldier55]

Ed the horse is real and you are really happy until you realise there us no way to get hin to shut up, so eventually you get pissed with his never ending blabber and you commit suicide

I wish I could hit endermen with arrows

You do hit endermen with arrows.
The result is the instant death of you.

I wish games in which are third in their series didn't always end up shitty.

[kickem]

The third games in series' are no longer shitty but that causes game company to make tthe first two shitty and so ur screwed either way

I wish silk touch worked on spawners

[KennyKatsu]

Silk touch now works on spawners, but you get them back as pig spawners.

I wish Minecraft would never get boring.

[el_andres96]

Silk touch now works on spawners, but you get them back as pig spawners.

I wish Minecraft would never get boring.

Minecraft doesn't get boring and you get adicted to it and play forever, closing your game experience to only one shitty game.

I wish my sandwich had jam in it.

[kickem]

Your sandwich now has jam in it but then you realise it is a bacon sandwich and it tastes like shit

I wish minecraft had planes

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

Your sandwich now has jam in it but then you realise it is a bacon sandwich and it tastes like shit

I wish minecraft had planes

Are you kidding me bacon and jam would taste delicious.
Minecraft has planes, but they are only jet planes that travel at supersonic speeds. all. the. time. Good luck controlling that.

I wish that my sheep farm could be easier to cultivate.

[el_andres96]

Your sandwich now has jam in it but then you realise it is a bacon sandwich and it tastes like shit

I wish minecraft had planes

Are you kidding me bacon and jam would taste delicious.
Minecraft has planes, but they are only jet planes that travel at supersonic speeds. all. the. time. Good luck controlling that.

I wish that my sheep farm could be easier to cultivate.

Your sheep farm becomes easier and faster to cultivate, although you tell us how you did it and we all copy it. Making your sheep farm nothing special anymore.

I wish Vladmir Putin would stop taking off an on his shirt and played chess with Silas so I could watch them play.