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worldruler086 wrote:
SilasOfBorg wrote:This reminds of a particularly funny church billboard:

"Searching for god?"
"We'll arrange a meeting!"
Courtesy of the second amendment!
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mitte90 wrote:so u dont care for other u just want to get to heaven?

god already know that i will get to hell, he did know it the day i was born and before that. he created hell well aware that he will send people there. he is all powerfull yes? then nothing goes against his will therefor he want me to burn in hell. simple logic.

i like to talk about religion but not repeat what have already been said millions of time..
No I don't care about you at all... Oh, notice I shared about what I believe with you all and told you that you could all be in Heaven if you accept God as the one true God and believe in Him. If I didn't care, I would never have bothered to tell you.

Can you read?
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KennyKatsu wrote:Well if life ends and everything ends when you die there is NO way to know.
Rather hope for the best than the worst, pretty straightforward.
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Mr_Hole_Digger1 wrote:
mitte90 wrote:so u dont care for other u just want to get to heaven?

god already know that i will get to hell, he did know it the day i was born and before that. he created hell well aware that he will send people there. he is all powerfull yes? then nothing goes against his will therefor he want me to burn in hell. simple logic.

i like to talk about religion but not repeat what have already been said millions of time..
No I don't care about you at all... Oh, notice I shared about what I believe with you all and told you that you could all be in Heaven if you accept God as the one true God and believe in Him. If I didn't care, I would never have bothered to tell you.

Can you read?
my point being u say that if u dont follow god u will burn in hell..
u say none Christians have no morals,
so for me (or u) to go to heaven we have to care about others.
therefor we care because we want to go to heaven.

christians dont understand morals so u have to follow things that u read in a book.

can u respond to my whole previous post or is that to mush for u, i really want to have an answer for why god want to burn me in hell;)
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mitte90 wrote:
Mr_Hole_Digger1 wrote:
mitte90 wrote:so u dont care for other u just want to get to heaven?

god already know that i will get to hell, he did know it the day i was born and before that. he created hell well aware that he will send people there. he is all powerfull yes? then nothing goes against his will therefor he want me to burn in hell. simple logic.

i like to talk about religion but not repeat what have already been said millions of time..
No I don't care about you at all... Oh, notice I shared about what I believe with you all and told you that you could all be in Heaven if you accept God as the one true God and believe in Him. If I didn't care, I would never have bothered to tell you.

Can you read?
my point being u say that if u dont follow god u will burn in hell..
u say none Christians have no morals,
so for me (or u) to go to heaven we have to care about others.
therefor we care because we want to go to heaven.

christians dont understand morals so u have to follow things that u read in a book.

can u respond to my whole previous post or is that to mush for u, i really want to have an answer for why god want to burn me in hell;)
Mitte, you are correct, you will burn in Hell if you don't follow God.
Christians DO have morals, it's why the U.S. and Canada are such great countries, it had a Christian basis of morals and still does.
Caring about others will bring you 'closer' to God but isn't essential to get into Heaven with. If you want to go to heaven with God, all you must do is accept Him as our one and only God. It's pretty easy, I don't understand why people are so hesitant to something so awesome...

We do understand morals as Christians, if you're not a Christian, you really have no basis for them. http://blogs.answersingenesis.org/blogs ... nt-evolve/

It ain't ever to much for me, God doesn't want you to burn in Hell Mitte, he wants you to be with Him in Heaven at His table having a feast. Hell is where you would go if you reject God and choose not to follow/believe in Him. ;)
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so god is not all mighty? something can go against his will?
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Mr_Hole_Digger1 wrote:
mitte90 wrote:
Mr_Hole_Digger1 wrote:
mitte90 wrote:so u dont care for other u just want to get to heaven?

god already know that i will get to hell, he did know it the day i was born and before that. he created hell well aware that he will send people there. he is all powerfull yes? then nothing goes against his will therefor he want me to burn in hell. simple logic.

i like to talk about religion but not repeat what have already been said millions of time..
No I don't care about you at all... Oh, notice I shared about what I believe with you all and told you that you could all be in Heaven if you accept God as the one true God and believe in Him. If I didn't care, I would never have bothered to tell you.

Can you read?
my point being u say that if u dont follow god u will burn in hell..
u say none Christians have no morals,
so for me (or u) to go to heaven we have to care about others.
therefor we care because we want to go to heaven.

christians dont understand morals so u have to follow things that u read in a book.

can u respond to my whole previous post or is that to mush for u, i really want to have an answer for why god want to burn me in hell;)
Mitte, you are correct, you will burn in Hell if you don't follow God.
Christians DO have morals, it's why the U.S. and Canada are such great countries, it had a Christian basis of morals and still does.
Caring about others will bring you 'closer' to God but isn't essential to get into Heaven with. If you want to go to heaven with God, all you must do is accept Him as our one and only God. It's pretty easy, I don't understand why people are so hesitant to something so awesome...

We do understand morals as Christians, if you're not a Christian, you really have no basis for them. http://blogs.answersingenesis.org/blogs ... nt-evolve/

It ain't ever to much for me, God doesn't want you to burn in Hell Mitte, he wants you to be with Him in Heaven at His table having a feast. Hell is where you would go if you reject God and choose not to follow/believe in Him. ;)
You could have just resumed all that post in:

"Accept god or you will burn in hell like bitch. Christianity is right nothing else is."

At the end, that's the only thing you have said in this forum. Sad.
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1) Hole constantly states his beliefs that everyone is telling him to stop doing so.
2) Hole repeatedly shoves his beliefs into people's faces, justifying that he only wants to see us in heaven.
3) Hole double posts like the nigger he is.

I might follow your half brained schemes on the off-chance they are true, so I can resume what I did on earth with you.
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LoneSoldier55 wrote:1) Hole constantly states his beliefs that everyone is telling him to stop doing so.
2) Hole repeatedly shoves his beliefs into people's faces, justifying that he only wants to see us in heaven.
3) Hole double posts like the nigger he is.

I might follow your half brained schemes on the off-chance they are true, so I can resume what I did on earth with you.
1) If I told you to stop acting like a a hypocrite and enough of the lame pictures and comics some idiot 10 year old made, would you do it?
2) You're not the only one that is having things shoved into your face, I have to put up with your obnoxious comments every time I say something.
3) Oh no, it's the end of the world Lone, I posted two separate messages instead of one! :D


Half brained schemes? Lol, it's called the Word of God buddy, you can read about it in the Bible, not on forum land.
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I hope you enjoy sucking off god in Heaven, It's about the only thing you're good for to him anyways.
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