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Your sheep farm becomes easier and faster to cultivate, although you tell us how you did it and we all copy it. Making your sheep farm nothing special anymore.

I wish Vladmir Putin would stop taking off an on his shirt and played chess with Silas so I could watch them play.

Vladmir decides to keep his apparel on. As the game unfolds Silas is wining by a landslide, but suddenly keels over from Ricin poisoning. (Putin hands the KGB's newest member, Walter White, a check). And you are forced into becoming Walter's newest assistant... BITCH.

I wish Yukarion would yank me out of jail.

Yukar yanks you out of jail and puts you in the ballpit of muted 10 year olds, which is consierably worse.

I wish that I could fly an ultralight into orbit above florida.

LoneSoldier55 wrote:Yukar yanks you out of jail and puts you in the ballpit of muted 10 year olds, which is consierably worse.

I wish that I could fly an ultralight into orbit above florida.

You fly into orbit and get frozen to death.

I wish I could expand myself like a ballon. At my own will.

You expand yourself like a balloon. After un-expanding yourself you suffer from rapid decompression of the gas inside you, resulting in a much colder temperature due to the release of an excessive amount of moles of gas at once, resulting in you

getting frozen to death.

I wish I could fly my ultralight into orbit above Florida, using proper Extravehicular Activity gear.

LoneSoldier55 wrote:You expand yourself like a balloon. After un-expanding yourself you suffer from rapid decompression of the gas inside you, resulting in a much colder temperature due to the release of an excessive amount of moles of gas at once, resulting in you

getting frozen to death.

I wish I could fly my ultralight into orbit above Florida, using proper Extravehicular Activity gear.

You fly our ultralight into orbit above Florida. A group of space pirates find it and steal it. Then they put it on sell on Ebay for an amount you can't afford to pay.

I wish my left toe would be 1mm bigger.

You left toe is 1mm bigger. However this is misinterpreted as a Mega-Meter, not a millimeter. Thus, your toe is now 1,000 Kilometers longer.

I wish people would figure out that Ironic Shitposting is still shitposting.

LoneSoldier55 wrote:You left toe is 1mm bigger. However this is misinterpreted as a Mega-Meter, not a millimeter. Thus, your toe is now 1,000 Kilometers longer.

I wish people would figure out that Ironic Shitposting is still shitposting.

People figure out that Inic shitposting is still shitposting, although after that there's an un-balance between trolls and users on all forums. Killing every forum in the internet.

I wish my left toe would be 1.000 kilometers less longer.

Your toe becomes 1.000 Kilometers shorter. It is now approximately 999 Kilometers in length.

I wish you could read this.

LoneSoldier55 wrote:Your toe becomes 1.000 Kilometers shorter. It is now approximately 999 Kilometers in length.

I wish you could read this.

I can read that, but then Yukar thinks you're hacking the forum and bans you.

I wish my right toe would be the same size as my left toe.

I can read that, but then Yukar thinks you're hacking the forum and bans you.

I wish my right toe would be the same size as my left toe.

Both your toes are the same size but now they constantly get tangled and cause you to trip like undone shoelaces would... 999km shoelaces.

I wish that my the granted wish for this wish has a good outcome.