Corrupt a wish

[FoSchnizzle]

Rev learns proper grammatics, but kills Bloop for being hypocritical.
I wish oranges were lemons.

[LoneSoldier55]

Then all the orange-lemons get turned into napalm hand grenades by the infamous Cave Johnson. He uses them to burn your house down.

I wish spawn rats wouldn't combat log.

[FoSchnizzle]

Spawn rats stop combat logging, and instead, repeatedly kick your ass.
I wish minecraft had spheres.

[LoneSoldier55]

Minecraft now has spheres, and now people can make perfect dick shaped structures everywhere, plunging the world into homosexualtiy.

I wish I had fists of steel.

[FoSchnizzle]

Your fists become solid steel far to heavy for your wrists to support. Your hands then fall onto your feet, crushing them.
I wish minecraft was REAL!

[LoneSoldier55]

Minecraft becomes real. Upon spawning in the world, you're immideatly shot by someone in diamond armor and crumple to the floor, bleeding profusely as another arrow hits you in the head, killing you.

I wish that I could fly.

[FoSchnizzle]

You learn how to use a plane, but crash upon trying to start it.
I wish mitte loved me back...

[LoneSoldier55]

Mitte loves you back and horribly and metally rapes you with his mind. Your mind melts and spills out your ears.

I wish I lived in Chernobyl and was a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[FoSchnizzle]

You have no way to get there apart from flying, and the plane crashes again.
I wish Yukar loved me back...

[LoneSoldier55]

Yukar attempts to make love to you, but accidentally smites you with lightning from the sky. While you were in a plane. And the plane crashed and you died.

I wish I could fly a plane without it crashing.