Corrupt a wish

[FoSchnizzle]

You fly the plane successfully and don't crash, but a terrorist attempting to save his country kills you and flies the plane into Canada.
I wish Rev loved me back...

[LoneSoldier55]

Rev loves you back but gets you addicted to whatever he smokes.

I wish that we could play BattleField 2 in Minecraft.

[FoSchnizzle]

Getting that may not be a bad thing, but anyway. We begin to play battlefield in MC, but then realize that we might as well be playing legit battlefield, so everyone leaves the server and in a furious rage, Yukar hunts everyone down and slaughters us all.
I wish dpylz loved me in the first place... :P

[TLRedemption]

Dpylz ends up loving you, but it turns into freakish incest.
I wish in BF3 my team didn't ignore me when i scream in their face "I NEED SOME FUCKING AMMO MAN"

[LoneSoldier55]

Dpylz loves you, but then quits the server and leaves you as this:


I wish FoSchnizzle would stop asking people to love him, because nobody does.

[LoneSoldier55]

Your team suddenly realizes your need and hits you in the face with several heavy ammo bags, suffocating and crushing you under thier weight.

I wish that we could play music globally in minecraft.

[FoSchnizzle]

Nobody likes the music, and you become as alone as FoSchnizzle, who blows up entire countries because nobody loves him.
I wish I gave a fuck.

[LoneSoldier55]

You give a fuck, and get many in return.

I wish that I was less easily entertained.

[TLRedemption]

You become harder to entertain, however it becomes impossible to make you laugh, and you kill yourself from the lack of humor.
I wish Gaben would hurry up with episode 3.

[FoSchnizzle]

You become humorless, and find that you hate yourself, so you let Bloop claim you as his sex toy. And yeah, buttsex til death.
I wish that mitte loved Bloop who loved rev who loved lone who loved imicus who loved Youngs who loved piani who loved me and we could have a massive orgy.